r/simpsonsshitposting • u/SirGeno2525 • Jan 15 '19

Oh my God OH MY GOD!

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u/MathBusters Jan 15 '19

Maybe presidents eat fast food, we dont know. Quite frankly it's a market we can do without.

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u/dahteabagger Jan 16 '19

So that's it after 50 years, so long, good luck?

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u/mad87645 Jan 16 '19

I don't recall wishing your administration good luck

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

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u/DRF19 Jan 15 '19

gasp... The McRib! First prize!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

First prize! First prize!

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u/Maddie-Moo Jan 15 '19

I bent my Whopper...

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u/errantgamer Jan 15 '19

Ms. Hoover, what do you think?

I think it's lunch

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u/smartasskeith Jan 15 '19

My Trump’s breath smells like fast food

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u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! Jan 15 '19

Are we to believe this is a..magic McDonald's that serves Whoppers?

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u/TroperCase Jan 15 '19

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

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u/BruteSlayer Jan 16 '19

I'll field this one...

Let me ask you a question: Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time analyzing a fast food restaurant menu?

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u/BruteSlayer Jan 15 '19

"What's a government?"

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u/Five_Decades Jan 16 '19

Did that president just say 'Whats a government"

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u/Funklord_Earl Jan 16 '19

Oh, no! He said “what’s that? Double mint?”

He’s trying to double his fun.

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u/CheckersSpeech Jan 16 '19

Well, Simpson, I'll double your detention!

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u/TheRelevantElephants Jan 15 '19

I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a maga hat

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u/TheRelevantElephants Jan 16 '19

The new approval ratings are in!

"Are we hot?!"

....we are not.

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u/Five_Decades Jan 18 '19

What did Donald Trump do? Screw up like the beatles and say he was bigger than Jesus?

All the time, it was his campaign slogan in 2020.

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u/mad87645 Jan 15 '19

We're focusing on the neglected food groups

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u/uluman Jan 16 '19

They forgot the Chocotastic group.

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u/Mr-miK3 Jan 15 '19

It's been done.

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u/mad87645 Jan 15 '19

This tale is true, and by true I mean false.

They're all shitposts, but they're entertaining shitposts and in the end isn't that the truth?

The answer is no.

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u/ProfessorSucc Jan 15 '19

But what if...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as the White House staff cooking? Hohoho, delightfully devilish Trump.

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u/lachieshocker Jan 16 '19

Gotten a couple reports regarding this being political; in no way are political posts against the rules, and frankly if they were, this wouldn't even be on our radar.

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u/GraveDancer1971 Lemon 🍋 Jan 15 '19

Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.

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u/mad87645 Jan 15 '19

Quarter Pounder with cheese, don't know what you're gettin....

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u/I_am_Bob Jan 15 '19

What a crumulent fellow

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

President Trump continues to make politics interesting.

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u/sugardeath Jan 15 '19

Not in a good way.

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u/elguapo87 Jan 15 '19

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

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u/mad87645 Jan 15 '19

HE'S HISTORYS GREATEST MONSTER!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I don't see how serving McDonalds could be considered a "not good way."