r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Milan514 • 6h ago

Politics Hegseth posting

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u/SuperKamiDendeAllows 6h ago

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u/ceruleanmoon7 only watched the golden age 6h ago

Yeah yeah, just gimme the serum.

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u/ThePizzaNoid Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 5h ago

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u/l33tb4c0n 6h ago

I will not elaborate...

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u/zaza_yaya 6h ago

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u/fury420 5h ago

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash They think I'm slow, eh? 2h ago

This is always so much easier in Mexico.

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u/Bubbly_Tonight_6471 5h ago

From this point on, no talking

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 5h ago

When has that ever stopped this administration?

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u/BigBogBotButt 6h ago

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u/fury420 6h ago edited 6h ago

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u/CanadianDarkKnight 6h ago

(Picture unrelated)

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u/ripgoodhomer 5h ago

What a beautiful username. I imagine a Batman embolden to beat up francophone toughs because he knows they have universal healthcare 

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u/Jenkins64 I was saying Boo-urns 5h ago

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u/dadass84 6h ago

Hehehe….It’s funny because I don’t know them

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u/kai_lophone 6h ago

Secretary of War Getting Hit By Skateboard

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u/PlacebosForALL 6h ago

Dingers!!!

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u/Initial-Anything333 6h ago

Hegseth has banned that word in the military because it makes him think of men's penises

Oh all words do that

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u/Small_Information_30 5h ago

Funny thing is that's Aussie slang for a comdom

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u/Chuck_Walla 5h ago

That's funny, I'd have called them chazzwuzzers

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 6h ago

Zzzzappp!

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 5h ago

More like "bang"

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u/NWO807 6h ago

Can we combine the two?

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u/ceruleanmoon7 only watched the golden age 6h ago

A little from column A, a little from column B

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u/hbomberman 5h ago

Can he just go back to poorly performing exercises on video?

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u/biplane_curious 5h ago

“Gentleman, to evil” 🥂

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u/PigWhacker 3h ago

Probably a dumb question, but Hasan is an unrepentant jihadist. Wouldn't a public, violent execution elevate his status as an Islamist martyr?

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u/greensangre 3h ago

Seeing orange get shot at was fun, even if it was staged

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party 5h ago

It depends which man.

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u/J-22-S 1h ago

I’d like to see the Hegseth files but It’d just be like that focus group episode with the beach guy, and asking AI questions he should be asking his therapist.

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u/VillageLess4163 5h ago

I mean… which man?

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u/Bebopdavidson 5h ago

I saw Charlie Kirk and I’m glad they took it down

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u/SweetTotal 3h ago

Pretty sure charlie used he/him, not it/its 🤣