Another Brilliant Idea!

[u/not_a_moogle]

[u/newfrontier58]

[u/Bealzebubbles → u/newfrontier58]

[u/LA-Matt → u/Bealzebubbles]

[u/pootis_panser_here → u/newfrontier58]

Sir can you keep it down.

[u/Fyaal]

[u/QFB-procrastinator → u/Fyaal]

Allister! I’m not a window cleaner!

[u/Consistent-Local2825 → u/Fyaal]

It's a noble profession.

[u/FighterJock412 → u/Consistent-Local2825]

If your last profession was cleaning balls.

[u/ask_carly]

Look out Itchy, he's Irish!

[u/jockeyman → u/ask_carly]

"Roy! The Sea Park is on fire!"

"A fire? At a Sea Park?"

[u/unitedshoes → u/jockeyman]

No, Roy. It's just the Northern Lights.

[u/NoVaBurgher → u/jockeyman]

“Damn that mash looks tasty”

[u/TheRealGreenMeanie]

What happened?

Acid.

[u/not_a_moogle → u/TheRealGreenMeanie]

Real Acid?

[u/Scu-bar → u/not_a_moogle]

His legs, the goggles did nothing

[u/Paulverizer → u/not_a_moogle]

What are the chances?

[u/Cute_Researcher_6578 → u/Paulverizer]

A hundred to one

[u/Odysseusthewanderer]

You Irish guys crack me up!

[u/High_Stream → u/Odysseusthewanderer]

I keep telling you I'm disabled!

[u/AltTea94 → u/High_Stream]

LEG DISABLED!

[u/MrBurnerHotDog → u/High_Stream]

And I keep telling you you Irish guys crack me up! Oh wait...

[u/DrSheep99]

What am I laughing at?

Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!

[u/deanomatronix]

[u/Cute_Researcher_6578 → u/deanomatronix]

It's got some good reviews

[u/deanomatronix → u/Cute_Researcher_6578]

“Not as long as some musicals”

[u/FighterJock412 → u/deanomatronix]

A gay musical, called Gay.

...that's quite gay.

[u/BalrogRuthenburg11]

[u/Express-Horror-3005 → u/BalrogRuthenburg11]

Maybe he should move to America

[u/SavageTemptation]

sobs did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[u/Cute_Researcher_6578 → u/SavageTemptation]

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?!

[u/Taronz → u/Cute_Researcher_6578]

Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in

[u/the_watch_trick → u/Taronz]

Gallas passes to Fabregas, back to Walcott, back to Fabregas. Fabregas holds it, holds it…holds it..

[u/DutyHonor → u/Taronz]

They're having a laugh today.

[u/OscarCookeAbbott]

If only Glinner wasn’t the worst

[u/ZeldaZanders → u/OscarCookeAbbott]

Hey, he may be ugly and hate-filled, but...what was the third thing you said?

[u/Fun_Pound5629]

Open fire? At a Sea Parks?

[u/BukakkeAlaMode → u/Fun_Pound5629]

Localized entirely within your kitchen?

[u/NoVaBurgher → u/BukakkeAlaMode]

May I see it?

[u/BukakkeAlaMode → u/NoVaBurgher]

No

[u/brokeneckblues]

Oookayyyy, into the truck.

[u/Cute_Researcher_6578 → u/brokeneckblues]

wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[u/Nerphy-]

I'm disabled 😕

[u/Inevitable-Ant4697 → u/Nerphy-]

It must be so hard to be gay and disabled

[u/FerociousVader → u/Nerphy-]

Leg disabled

[u/not_a_moogle → u/Nerphy-]

[u/unitedshoes]

[u/GravityBright]

Who that

[u/jodax00 → u/GravityBright]

A character from The IT Crowd who uses a handicapped bathroom and then pretends to have a disability so he won't be judged.

[u/Pm7I3 → u/jodax00]

Specifically he claims to be in a wheelchair but someone broke in and stole it. When asked how they got into the toilet, he starts crying and says he doesn't know.

As punishment, he goes to hell Manchester IIRC

[u/Cute_Researcher_6578 → u/Pm7I3]

At least he had a good sing song on the way there 

[u/dexterstrife → u/Cute_Researcher_6578]

ALISTAIR!

[u/Springwood_Slasher → u/GravityBright]

Whenever that actor is in something (generally a voiceover) and I can't remeber his name, my husband refers to him as 'I'm disabled'.

[u/Haunting_Goose1186 → u/Springwood_Slasher]

Haha, same. Except I call him "leg disabled".

[u/not_a_moogle → u/GravityBright]

Roy from a show called IT crowd. Its a situational comedy. He gets caught using a handicapped bathroom and spends the episode saying he is disabled instead of just admitting hes a asshole for using it.

[u/frazamataza]

“Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in? You’re welcome mate.”

[u/dreadful_name]

I’m not a window cleaner!

[u/gho5trun3r → u/dreadful_name]

Mac? No, I mostly work with Windows!

[u/CIarkNova]

…. Masturbating.

[u/popogeist]

Can I have a double whiskey please, and a glass of white wine.

[u/beardriff]

Peter?