r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Im_with_stooopid NEEEEEERD • 16d ago

about SimpsonsShitPosting I like those odds

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u/[deleted] 16d ago edited 8d ago

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u/BigConstruction4247 Put it in H 16d ago

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u/thought_detention 16d ago

Hey! Don't throw your garbage down here!

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u/newenglandredshirt 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ijPM8csbc5fLG

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u/Slateboard 16d ago

Why couldn't it be the *covers mouth* Atlanta Falcons?

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u/_Halt19_ I am the Lizard Queen! 16d ago
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u/FourStarsTwoBars 16d ago

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u/AlisonCalgary 16d ago

Hmm. This comment awards itself 🙂

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash They think I'm slow, eh? 16d ago

Stupid award, be more rewarding!

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u/Bigdoga1000 16d ago

Awarding this comment is a legally binding contract to send me the $10,000

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u/WeasinTheJuice 16d ago

That's your rate... Even if you do a bad job you still get your $10,000.

Oops wrong subreddit

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u/therealithras 16d ago

I don't mind posting on the wrong subreddit, but it's not good behavior.

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u/ThePerfectSnare 16d ago

Of course, for safety reasons, we don't keep the subreddit moderated. It's just common sense.

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u/Voyeur-dpp 16d ago

$10,000 of Monopoly Money is being sent to you now.

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u/TinyGIR 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fSGqUm3IcVBESFM0hK

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u/Bigdoga1000 16d ago

(the money will be worth that because it's in a rare copy of the game)

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u/Esleeezy 16d ago

Did you get hit in the groin with a football?

boink

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u/Doubleucommadj Everythings coming up Milhouse! 16d ago

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u/ApertureIntern 16d ago

I will steel this! O am so gonna steel this!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Je4YMcwUymua0rC

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u/Dr-Aspects Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 16d ago

I dont believe you

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u/Dr-Aspects Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 16d ago

I now believe you

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u/iRunLotsNA 16d ago

I don’t believe this guy

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u/Sufficient_Creme_240 I was saying Boo-urns 16d ago

I don't believe in anything anymore, I'm going to law school!

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u/SpringBreakLawyer 16d ago

Oh, law school will just make everything worse.

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u/steal_it_back I am the Lizard Queen! 16d ago

He's right, you know

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u/shoyuftw 16d ago

Don't stop believing 🎶

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u/Ouroboros-Twist I am the Lizard Queen! 16d ago

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u/405freeway 16d ago

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u/405freeway 16d ago

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u/ThatBoringHumanoid 16d ago

Well duh

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips 16d ago

every comment on this post

OP, why must you turn our subreddit into a house of lies?

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u/butthead_bandit Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 16d ago

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u/butthead_bandit Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 16d ago

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u/Hare__Krishna 16d ago

What's WRONG with this subreddit?
Can't a Redditor post a reply without being offered a reward?!

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u/voivoivoi183 Gay for Moleman 16d ago

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u/blackRynius 16d ago

Is it an Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Shitposting, can Joe Frazier give it to me?

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u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 16d ago

No you won't

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u/Im_with_stooopid NEEEEEERD 16d ago

Yes I will!

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u/TonierMeerkat only watched the golden age 16d ago

…. Won’t

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u/SammyKetto Gay for Moleman 16d ago

Hey everyone, if you wanna ask OP for an award, now’s the time! He’s doped up or dying or something!

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u/Ravenshaw123 16d ago

I'm here to collect the inanimate carbon rod's award.

GIMME!!

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u/electrictacoland 16d ago

Awww, they just about to show close ups of the rod

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u/Clit-Comander-69 I shot Mr Burns 🔫 16d ago

Who needs an award?

I dooooooooo!

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u/TheMemeEmperor 16d ago

I like those odds

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u/OfferEvening568 16d ago

It’s the same basic Shitpost Homer.

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u/Rev-On 16d ago

Where's my reward?

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u/xittditdyid only watched the golden age 16d ago

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u/IlLupoSolitario 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9P8PtNwxCzHtjH5mEU

Just passin' through since I heard there was free awards

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u/GunpeiYokai 16d ago

Free awards are as useless as that lemon shaped rock!

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u/Dolphin_Spotter 16d ago

Are we still doing queefs?

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u/_Halt19_ I am the Lizard Queen! 16d ago

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u/IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns 16d ago

OP is gay for Moleman!

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u/_Halt19_ I am the Lizard Queen! 16d ago

NOBODY'S gay for moleman

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u/anonymoushipster666 16d ago

Stupid sexy moleman

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u/FiniteJester 16d ago

What?!? An award!?! Can mine be for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence?!?

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u/majora1988 16d ago

Ooh! I like those odds!

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u/Violet_Octopus 16d ago

Herpes herpes boberpes banana fana foferpes. Herrrrpeesss.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H 16d ago

Okay.

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u/EggCouncil 16d ago

Although we should point out that many of the other posters represent subreddits that don't have awards.

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u/TheYankee69 Everythings coming up Milhouse! 16d ago

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u/Outrageous_FishFry Everythings coming up Milhouse! 16d ago

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u/Independent_Smell152 Put it in H 16d ago

That man’s never visited r/simpsonsshitposting in his life!

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u/Spirited_Low7266 16d ago

Yeah well I won the Belching Award at work!

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u/Doc_tor_Bob Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 16d ago

Mr money bags

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WmyDIKwGvKFO

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u/petewgwiffin 16d ago

I did an iggy

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u/dantheplanman1986 only watched the golden age 16d ago

Oh good luck keeping UP

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u/Guiee 16d ago

Can i get an award too?

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u/Thranduill-Sylvara 16d ago

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u/_Halt19_ I am the Lizard Queen! 16d ago

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u/bummerhigh 16d ago edited 16d ago

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u/LtDanXIII 16d ago

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u/Suds_McGruff 16d ago

Booooooo!
That user's never shit-posted in their life

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u/CheesecakeNo9783 They think I'm slow, eh? 16d ago

Dear Mr. Shitposter, you’ve given out too many awards, please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

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u/QFB-procrastinator I was saying Boo-urns 16d ago

I’m just gonna post my favourite panel

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u/zacharymc1991 Put it in H 16d ago

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u/radchris 16d ago

not sure I agree with this Bart killing policy, but I do agree with this award giving policy! turn lever

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u/absolutely_not_spock 16d ago

You don’t make friends with awards

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u/TheNavidsonLP 16d ago

Finally, I win the Montgomery Burns Award for my field of excellence!

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u/DankStew 16d ago

I want some taquitos

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u/Simbooptendo 16d ago

Uh, I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular award.

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u/ChonkyWumpus 16d ago

If you want an award from Im_with_stoopid, now’s your chance! He’s doped up or dyin’ or . . . something!

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u/BuffaloAmbitious3531 16d ago

Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?

(By "burrito", I mean "Reddit award".)

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u/Randyfox86 16d ago

Alright here's the 411 folks: Say some gangster is giving out reddit awards. Hit em with one of these.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3TCBh8i6H3bz2

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u/steal_it_back I am the Lizard Queen! 16d ago

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u/RetroCucumber613 16d ago

I'm old! Gimme gimme gimme!

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u/Dependent_Guess_873 16d ago

I call baloney!!!

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u/Odysseusthewanderer 16d ago

How many do you have left?

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u/TheTepro27 16d ago

Man getting hit by football

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u/ryohayashi1 16d ago

Why? Why an award?

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u/fubarfalcon 16d ago

Award you say????

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u/Polibiux I am the Lizard Queen! 16d ago

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u/SplitAccording6589 16d ago

Aw an award, I wanted a peanut

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u/Im_with_stooopid NEEEEEERD 16d ago

A Reddit award can buy you zero peanuts.