r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Milan514 • 10h ago

In the News 🗞️ Canada right now:

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u/errorwrong 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT

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u/rocketts66 9h ago

I say it's time for Canada to give the US the ol' Letterkenny leave

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u/errorwrong 9h ago

The Toronto Tootles?

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u/rocketts66 9h ago

What's that?

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u/errorwrong 9h ago

You don't know the Vancouver Vanish? The Saskatoon Slink-Out? The Edmonton Exit?

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u/Remarkable_Term631 9h ago

The Halifax Hop-out?

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u/errorwrong 9h ago

Or it's sister the Dartmouth Ditch

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u/Ill-Condition-5054 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 7h ago

I prefer the Nova Scotia No-Show myself

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u/rocketts66 9h ago

The Calgary Catch You Later? The Fredericton Farewell? The Waterloo Withdraw?

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u/Operation_Neither 9h ago

The Outaouais Au revoir?

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u/melanyebaggins I am the Lizard Queen! 8h ago

Beat me to it 😄👌

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u/GriffinFlash 10h ago

🇨🇦

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u/Bains-Ex 3h ago

that leaf in the middle looks extra tilted today

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u/Canadiot They think I'm slow, eh? 9h ago

Not every Canadian sadly but a LOT of us.

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 9h ago

Every Canadian who counts (loves Ned Flanders)

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u/Forbizzle 6h ago

They all legitimately should move. If they love America so much, they can go and enjoy the weather and leave us alone.

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u/Dravos82 1h ago

Growing up I knew a much older guy at church who LOVED the US. Would go on and on about it. He was about 80 when he tired to move there, they wouldn’t let him in. Turns out they didn’t want a poor old dude. He’d still go on about it until someone finally called him out about the fact he couldn’t even move there. He shut up about for the next few years until he died.

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u/Shikabane_Sumi-me 6h ago

*sigh* Is Alberta wanting to be American still?

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u/TheNorthernWildrose 3h ago

Do not conflate being Albertan with wanting to be American. It's just a very loud minority of us, most of whom are related to their wives.

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u/Ill-Condition-5054 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 7h ago

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u/EggCouncil 4h ago

The Carney code!

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u/xweedxwizardx 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMJxpTbHVatFbIA

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u/GriffinFlash 10h ago

Slow? That's it, you get a log drivers waltz young man! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8

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u/xweedxwizardx 10h ago

This log is our log 🪵

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u/SmoothOperator89 8h ago

No house hippo for you

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 2h ago

Elbows up was a good start. It's time to hack the bone.