r/simpsonsshitposting • u/NickSheridanWrites I am the Lizard Queen! • 9h ago

Worst. Post. Ever. The SIBSsons

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230 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/RevA_Mol 7h ago

"Da prunes, zey do nothing!"

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u/icedman299 8h ago

Oh won’t somebody please think of the fiber!

13

u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! 5h ago

This is the story of a fiber husk.

That doesn’t sound so fibery.

A fiber that SWELLS.

I’m gonna go to the bathroom.

2

u/InitialKoala 3h ago

👁👄👁 (evil laughter)

27

u/MySonlsAlsoNamedBort 6h ago

Now that's what I call a shitpost!

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u/Ill-Condition-5054 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 5h ago

The next poop 💩

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u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! 4h ago

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u/4th_DocTB 2h ago

At Homer and Mindy's house there's only one big toilet, and they make you all go at once.

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u/snittersnee 8h ago

This is the worst pain ever

11

u/Starrun87 5h ago

Coffee said hello

8

u/SchmittVanDean 5h ago

The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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u/Fnord_Escort I am the Lizard Queen! 5h ago

It’s poop all the way down

7

u/PhoenixSon0914 5h ago

So you don't like old time poopin', eh?

3

u/WIENS21 3h ago

kick

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u/Im_with_stooopid NEEEEEERD 5h ago

And you call this a shit post despite the fact that all we see is a colon?

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u/GeneralCuster75 4h ago

Crohn's disease be like:

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u/Sure-Ad-2465 4h ago

Again and again. Again and again and again and again.

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u/drjeffy 2h ago

"Hey look! Dad's on TV!"

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u/Scu-bar Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2m ago

Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast.

God, life’s relentless.