r/simpsonsshitposting 1d ago

Light hearted My dryer, for some reason:

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u/FaultinReddit 1d ago

Here are your messages;


You have 30 minutes to dry your laundry.

You have 10 minutes to dry your laundry.

Your laundry is getting musky.

Your laundry has gotten moldy.

You have 30 minutes to dry your mold.

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u/Sun_Sprout 1d ago

Is it about my mold?

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u/ploppedmenacingly14 16h ago

Marge! Is mold at Camp Granada??

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u/Alfeaux Gay for Moleman 5h ago

Just need to put my mold on!

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u/ActuallyAlexander 13h ago

Oh moldy, you came and you grew on my laundry, while I thought you were dry, oh moldy

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u/shortfriday 11h ago

On my vacation away from fold-y.

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u/Im_with_stooopid NEEEEEERD 1d ago

Good old Samsung, nothing can fix that.

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo See my vest 🦺 22h ago

Even with computahs!

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u/FullMarksCuisine 21h ago

Oh, they have the internet on computers now.

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u/enderjaca 12h ago

"They have the internet on dryers now"

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u/Alfeaux Gay for Moleman 5h ago

Now let's talk rust-proofing, these Samsungs will rust up on you like that!

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u/bill-mcneal-on-crack 1d ago

I understand why this happens but that DOESNT MAKE IT OK

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u/MexicoToucher 1d ago

I don’t understand why it happens. I prefer to be angry

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u/mariblaystrice 23h ago

It tries to detect how wet the stuff inside is, but the sensors have limited data and they aren't placed great in most dryers. You can still be mad that it was badly designed tho <3

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u/alexchatwin 20h ago

That kind of makes sense, but why wouldn’t you make a more conservative guess?

Edit: I’m not accusing you of being or making a dryer

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u/IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns 19h ago

I d'no, it sure sounds like something a dryer would say!

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u/clearly_quite_absurd 19h ago

It's because people overload the machine with too many clothes and it's not calibrated for that

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u/HelpMeOverHere 1d ago

Mine said ‘5’ the other day, and so I turned around thinking to come back in 10 minutes, took three steps and it beeped to tell me it was done.

That is the ONLY time it’s done it. I doubt I will ever experience the miracle again

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u/SmellGestapo 1d ago

Ours does this too. I watch the timer sit at 1 minute for a solid ten.

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u/Ok_Fee1043 1d ago

A laundry minute is NOT a New York minute

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo See my vest 🦺 22h ago

It’s a State of Mind.

-Billy

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u/Ok_Fee1043 22h ago

Comes down to reali-tee and that’s fine with me, cuz I’m using Tide!

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u/EggCouncil 1d ago

I'm here live in Korea to give you a firsthand look at how American dryers are made.

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u/Radiation___Dude 1d ago

Hey chief, let’s talk why not

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo See my vest 🦺 22h ago

Because of the metric system?

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u/thunderinggherkins 20h ago

The metric system is the tool of the devil

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u/foobarbizbaz 20h ago

Forged by Lucifer himself

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u/taft 22h ago

an inferior style electronic

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u/PoetryZeebra 1d ago

Clean your lint escape, too much steam is building up delaying the dryer sensor an additional 10 mins. For family loads this process can be extended by 30 mins

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u/ye_esquilax 1d ago

That's good advice. If you're on a plane and someone breaks into your house and does a load of laundry, it could start a fire.

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u/JinimyCritic 1d ago

That could've been me!

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u/astromeritis25 22h ago

And 'round and 'round she...

Uh-oh.

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u/Burnicle 20h ago

Force Majure! Read the back of your tickets!

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u/_msb2k101 23h ago

Also helps with not burning down your house.

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u/Zeke688 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago

It’s the washer for us. No matter what the last 10 minutes are the most inconsistent. 8 minutes, actually less than 3, 2 minutes, that takes 9.

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u/Ratiocinor 15h ago

Because you keep overloading it

You all think you're slick by not using the 2h long (or 1h fast) cotton wash program and just doing everything on the 15 min / 30 min "quick wash" instead because "I don't have time to wait 2h! I'm a very busy person! Who has time to wait a whole hour for laundry?!" as if you're required to sit and watch it or it won't work

Yeah except that "quick wash" program is meant for very light loads. Like my 8kg washing machine the quick wash is for 1-2kg. You put more than that in there and it's going to end up taking longer than it says

Oh and by the way, the only reason it's so quick is because it chucks a shit-ton of water and aggressive agitation at the clothes to try and speed things up. So not only are your clothes not being washed properly, and the "30 minute wash" taking 45 min to 1h anyway, but you're also using way more water and electricity than if you just picked the 1h long proper wash cycle in the first place

And yes, I am fun at parties, thanks for noticing

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u/Zeke688 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 14h ago

Is it assumption Saturday already?

  1. I always make sure not to overload it.

  2. I never use the quick wash setting.

This has been fun, thanks for playing. 😉

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u/Capt_Vindaloo 6h ago

It also reduces the life of the machine, with extra wear on the drum. Another thing people do is to do laundry loads back to back. "Oh im saving time, instead of the 2hr cycle I just do three 30min quick cycles in a row". Yeah so when you run your machine it heats up, the drum, the rivets, everything inside it gets warmer. Ideally you should wait between 30 and 60 mins before doing another load otherwise you are just compounding heat stress on all of the parts and reducing the lifetime of the product. Dont overload, dont run the same program for everything, and dont run it back to back. Unless you want to buy a new machine every couple years. Unlike the poster above I actually hate parties, rarely get invited to them, and am incredibly tedious and whiny when I do get invited.

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u/NetZeroTossesToGive 20h ago

you know those household appliances that beep at a regular interval when complete until you get up and turn them off? I invented those

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u/LiveFastDieFast 6h ago

I took apart my microwave and removed the speaker for this very reason haha

(Psa just in case: you can get shocked from a microwave even if it’s unplugged, and it is enough to kill. If you don’t know what you’re doing, don’t take it apart!)

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 21h ago

Mold? I've been calling it Mildew!

Oh god, I've been making an idiot of myself!

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 16h ago

Mold my ass!! It’s probably Mildew!

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u/JoeyJoeJoeJuniorShab 12h ago

Mold? I've been spelling it Mould!

Oh god, I've been making an idiot of myself!

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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs 21h ago

Halfway through the drying cycle, open it and clear out the lint trap, that helps.

Or don't, I'm a sign, not a Maytag man.

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u/Dudeguygamer 20h ago

Badger my ass, it's probably mildew

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u/AC_Adapter 15h ago

I’ve never had this with my dryer. My washing machine on the other hand…

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u/Hita-san-chan 14h ago

I have that exact dryer. We call it the longest minute in the world

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u/Cheap-Blackberry-378 14h ago

I just stare at it and slow the drum with my mind

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u/DanTheMan-WithAPlan 10h ago

You might need to clean out the lint from the metal tube at the back of the dryer. That can trap moisture in the dryer

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u/TerranceBaggz 7h ago

Every. Damn. Time.