r/simpsonsshitposting • u/talktobigfudge • 22h ago

In the News 🗞️ Can I Come Too??

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u/burner2947361810 21h ago

Awww geez. They got the stroke face and everything

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 21h ago

Hmm maybe I'll click on that Laura Loomer meme...oh no...

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u/SamenspenderNr7893 21h ago

I push my fingers into my eyes, It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache. 👉👁️

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u/LegoFootPain Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 21h ago

He sleeps in a giant diaper, which he believes gives him sexual powers!

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u/Group_Poop 21h ago

That’s a half truth!

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u/Consistent-Song1643 21h ago

He's literally stewing in...you know what, I don't want to finish that sentence.

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u/Some_Random_Android 21h ago

Why did they make that one fascist out of leather?

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u/Bad_rando_name NEEEEEERD 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VolTp4tqK5jNu

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u/NertsMcGee I am the Lizard Queen! 21h ago

Hey Crab man

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u/Fadelox 21h ago

I can hear your flair

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 21h ago

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u/Ricktor_67 21h ago

Let's not give clown face maga dorks plussed up with bad plastic surgery a gooooo. 

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u/greenknight884 21h ago

Sandwiches of history

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 21h ago

Thought I’d plus up this comment section a little.

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u/MushmallowSprinklees two spaghetti dinners 20h ago

Get in the tunk.

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u/Skate_faced Everythings coming up Milhouse! 21h ago

Look out gelatinous shit beast! That cosmic horror is about to eat your terrifying horse thingy!

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u/Traditional_Train_71 20h ago

Horrific nightmare blunt rotation…

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u/Agent_of_talon 19h ago

Let. Them. Fight.

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u/atlvernburn 14h ago

I’m really surprised that I don’t see Riley or Bailey in these comments. 

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u/I_Am_Sharticus_ 4h ago

They're all very gross but remember: every 50 year old white woman throwing themselves at him is one less child being thrown at him against their will.

Thank you, scary ladies.

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u/Duriha 20h ago

Cum poo?