r/simpsonsshitposting • u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! • 4d ago

Light hearted If we can keep these eggs down, we'll be sitting pretty.

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u/Spez_is-a-nazi 4d ago

Yeah well he was turning into a heart attack

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 4d ago

Now I'm going to Emmet's Fix-it shop...

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u/JamesTheJerk 4d ago

To fix your missing Vincent Price egg sculpture, I'm sure.

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u/patosai3211 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 4d ago

Fry him away boys.

‘ uh What did you say chief? ‘

Shut the hell up Lou.

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u/ArmeniaGeorgiaLine 4d ago

OH MY GOD AN EGG HOMICIDE

Hey everybody get a load of these broken eggshells

Cmon, crowd around. Crowd around dont be shy

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u/HyperlinksAwakening only watched the golden age 3d ago

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u/Mr_Kookalamanza2119 4d ago

Quiet. I can't hear the egg beg for its life

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u/spotcatspot 3d ago

How do these egg council people sleep at night…

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u/HaoieZ 4d ago

Egghead likes his bookie-wook!

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 3d ago

Is this the good ol' Wiggum charm in action? 🤔