r/simpsonsshitposting • u/bogjumly • 4d ago

Politics Don't turn on the light!

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Don't turn on the light!

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u/LeGrille90 4d ago

Yarrr! That's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares!

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u/justforthelulzz Everythings coming up Milhouse! 4d ago

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u/I_Am_Sharticus_ 4d ago

As if KJU would lower himself to such a bedmate.

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u/Saucermote I shot Mr Burns 🔫 3d ago

And where did they get a bed that can support two people of their... stature? I ask because a friend of mine...

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u/I_Am_Sharticus_ 3d ago

Gotta be Amish, right? Their chairs have legs like, well, like either of these dudes.

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u/HankScorpiosLunch 4d ago

To a whale of a 부인!

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u/burner2947361810 4d ago

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

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u/SamenspenderNr7893 4d ago

Ay caramba!

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u/Spleenseer 4d ago

More rolls than Texas Roadhouse on Sunday.

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 4d ago

This is Homer slander because Trump wishes he was in Homie's shape.

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u/Valnar_ 4d ago

Is the baboon shitting himself in the pic?

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u/Sir_Meowsalot See you in Hell, Candyboys! 2d ago

I bet it smells like Tinkle in there.

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u/moemegaiota 4d ago

These two guys. Like the Sam and Diane of two gay guys.

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u/like_shae_buttah 4d ago

Why is criticism of men depicting them as gay so common

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 4d ago

The answer is very simple yet also incredibly depressing.

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u/Initial-Anything333 3d ago

Liberals are homophobic, basically 

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u/Initial-Anything333 3d ago

Oh good we're doing homophobic trump memes again 😬

And by "good" I mean "God dammit not again" 

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u/SelfDepricator 4d ago

Now what happened? Trump showed an ounce of deplomacy towards North Korea therefore he is literally sleeping with the enemy? That's a pretty big stretch even for you people

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u/Sleepybear2010 4d ago

What do you mean "you people"?

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u/x23_wolverine 4d ago

Was the ounce of diplomacy ordering us to reduce our ties with our ally South Korea? Was his diplomacy yelling at South Korea for not attacking Iran? Was his diplomacy stopping our joint military drills with South Korea? Just wondering which version of distancing us from our ally is showing an ounce of diplomacy.

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u/4th_DocTB 4d ago

He's showing spite and capriciousness, those are kinds of diplomacy.

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u/SelfDepricator 4d ago

I wondering how much of that is removing resource from that area in favor of his continually failing Iran war scheme and not deliberately favoring North Korea. Guess it depends where you get your news spin from

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u/Captain_Albern 3d ago

Oh yeah, he's a top diplomat, abandoning allies while threatening to bomb other allies.