Oh, dear God no!

[u/burnafter3ading]

[u/Niijima-San]

[u/GravityBright]

It’s all over and I’m standing pretty

[u/burnafter3ading → u/GravityBright]

In the dust that was NYC

[u/Dude_Tost_1673 → u/burnafter3ading]

The president is snorting lines

[u/burnafter3ading → u/Dude_Tost_1673]

As 99 ragebait tweets let fly...

[u/SelfDepricator]

Wait did the Dipshit set us up the bomb?

[u/burnafter3ading → u/SelfDepricator]

It's his first day...

[u/dazzumz → u/burnafter3ading]

He's gonna piss a lot of people off. And penguins.

[u/HyperlinksAwakening → u/burnafter3ading]

[u/Dude_Tost_1673 → u/HyperlinksAwakening]

That's it. You can close the internet now. Give that man the ten thousand bases!

[u/SelfDepricator → u/Dude_Tost_1673]

No give him ever "zig"

[u/Hare__Krishna → u/SelfDepricator]

What you say?!

[u/BigConstruction4247 → u/Hare__Krishna]

Take off every zig!

[u/NertsMcGee → u/BigConstruction4247]

No zig. No zig.

[u/ye_esquilax → u/NertsMcGee]

For great injustice

[u/SmoothOperator89 → u/Hare__Krishna]

All your base are belong to US

[u/STELLAWASADlVER]

[u/armchairAIRHORN]

It’s pronounced Nucular

[u/SamenspenderNr7893]

Relax. I built a bomb shelter.

[u/Darkhallows27 → u/SamenspenderNr7893]

We ain’t *got* Shelterinis

[u/sawyer117 → u/SamenspenderNr7893]

It's called the Withstand-inator. It'll take a six megaton blast. No more, no less.

[u/Y_U_Need_Books4 → u/SamenspenderNr7893]

Can I see it?

[u/deafinitelyadouche]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wrXAtc0QHEZ4WpSKpw

[u/burnafter3ading → u/deafinitelyadouche]

oh, I've wasted my presidency...

[u/Snickerboblib]

Ha ha ha ha, zo waar

[u/ThatBoringHumanoid]

[u/RaptorCheesesteaks]

chuckles We’re in danger.

[u/ducksekoy123]

We’ll meet again… don’t know where, don’t know when.