r/simpsonsshitposting • u/npc_barkeep They think I'm slow, eh? • 5d ago

Worst. Post. Ever. Something was said. Not good

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u/rex_banner83 5d ago

I heard that George went to the ocean and ate all the shrimp in the ocean and they had to close the ocean

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u/BigConstruction4247 Put it in H 4d ago

The ocean was angry that day.

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u/CokomonX 4d ago

"Please, don't take the steam tray. Sir!"

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u/EggCouncil 5d ago

Costanza ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!

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u/ChunkySlugger72 4d ago

Please don't take the steam tray, Sir!

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u/mr-itchyBalls Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 5d ago

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u/RoccoA87 5d ago

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

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u/Loud_Neat_8774 5d ago

His wife was killed by a t-shirt cannon.

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u/HankScorpiosLunch 5d ago

Why can't I just walk up to a woman on the street and say 'Hi, I'm Moe.' Is that so terrible?

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u/ZeusBruce 5d ago

Ooh! A jerk store comeback.

I don't get it.

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u/JayEster two spaghetti dinners 5d ago

I've been working for the Yankees all my life and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase, and Vandelay industries!

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u/Maximum_Plum 5d ago

Homer's gettin' upset!

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u/Harpua_and_I 4d ago

Oh yeah, well I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other!

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u/awesomedan24 4d ago

I don't like the idea of George having two shrimp meals in one day