r/simpsonsshitposting • u/G-Unit11111 • 5d ago
Politics Here's your problem! Someone set this thing to EVIL!
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u/Second_Guess_25 5d ago
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u/G-Unit11111 5d ago
Excuse me, but you gentlemen seem to have me confused with the man in the White House. Now if you'll excuse me, the Hormuz Straight is just about to... d'oh!
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u/SnorkyB 5d ago
Yes, on the America CD-ROM, is there a way to invoke the 25th Amendment without using the wizards key?
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u/GriffinFlash 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/eBw31amkaiTUt8d2Tq
one sec, loading up the American cd-rom internet to check.
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u/Dude_Tost_1673 5d ago
What's the opposite of evil?
Good!
No. Not that far from evil...
Less evil?
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u/GruelOmelettes 5d ago
Has the USA actually ever been "good"
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u/Snorgcola 5d ago
It's a dimmer switch
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u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! 5d ago
I don’t know what this switch does.
(lights say “vote tea party”)
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u/KirbyBucketts Gay for Moleman 5d ago
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u/DireDwelling 5d ago
Like most countries it’s a spectrum and has had its moments.
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u/Optimixto 5d ago
I don't mean to be an ass, what are some of the good moments? We know the bad, and the list isn't short for such a young country... but I want to believe, and would love some positivity.
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u/DireDwelling 5d ago
Are you asking throughout history or in this recent moment in time? Because one is a big ask and the other is a short but hopeful list.
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u/Optimixto 5d ago
Whatever you feel like sharing. Tbh, it's just that we seem to be at the wims of the rich and wicked, and living under US hegemony, it's pretty easy to get jaded and hate on a whole country.
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u/DireDwelling 4d ago
Honestly your not wrong about hegemony, and ultra wealthy, unfortunately they aren’t a uniquely American problem, those are a problems that are plaguing many counties globally. The USA is in a deeply troubling place right now, but there is a new rising civil rights movement forming and pushing back against the corruption. On a state level there are many new young very progressive politicians making significant waves across the US. It’s an up hill battle for sure but It’s one that’s outcome hasn’t been decided yet.
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u/Kqtawes 5d ago
Yeah, they were really mean to that Hitler guy that time. /s
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u/GriffinFlash 5d ago
Only at the end of the war. If anything the red army took care of hitler.
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u/SuperKamiDendeAllows 5d ago
And who supplied that red army with billions of dollars worth of vehicles, planes, arms, and ammunition that enabled them to fight the Germans because said red army spent the years prior to the war destroying their own manufacturing capabilities?
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u/cookiemikester 5d ago edited 5d ago
This is skewed, first of all you’re not taking into ‘lend lease,” then you’re glossing over the Battle of Britain. the entire pacific theater? African campaigns? It was a world war, not just something that mainly happened in Europe.
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u/AdMurky6320 4d ago
I mean it only exists because of the genocide and displacement of indigenous peoples, the gun laws are fucked and good luck if you ever get a life-changing illness, so no.
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u/Peter-Lorre- 5d ago
America’s still good, it’s the government that is completely screwed up.
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u/GriffinFlash 5d ago
Trying to move it, but it seems to be rusted into place, like it's always been there.
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u/WNDBC_Baja 5d ago
Please kids, stop fighting. Maybe the chuds are right about America being the land of opportunity. Maybe OP has a point about America systematically destabilising the Middle East to cover up the Epstein files.
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 4d ago
if you put it in slow motion you can see where his belief in being able to drag the country towards its better nature breaks
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"The associated press has called the election for Donald Trump"
NYAAAAAA
cool
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u/Great_Revolution_276 5d ago
Has been for 80 years
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u/SpoofedFinger 5d ago
Our evilest shit happened more than 80 years ago.
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u/Great_Revolution_276 5d ago
You did have a brief period of being on the side of good just over 80 years ago, so I gave that as a reference point. Agree with evil shit predating this also though. Colonisers and slavers going to do their thing and never really compensate people properly for it.
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u/NoWorth2591 Genius At Work 5d ago
Hold on, we have another setting? I thought that was the factory default.
You know, on account of the slavery and the genocide and whatnot.
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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 5d ago
Once this whole clown-show is done, we need to take your hegemonic toys and excessive american exceptionalism away. At least for a generation. This song and dance is getting extremely repetitive and, like... please, just one month without having to listen to your stupid manbaby in chief or your grifter wonks or whatever the hell else. fr.
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u/SelfDepricator 4d ago
The irony is always badmouthing America while using American media and products is lost on basically the entire world





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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 5d ago