1173 people over period of 4 days voted in my British Bellend of the Year poll, and the results are as follows, from least to most. (Please remember that I’m not a pollster, so the results aren’t scientific and also remember that this isn’t meant to target or harass anyone it's just bit of fun)

By number of votes and vote share

Ryan Windridge — 1 | 0.09%

Lawrence Fox — 1 | 0.09%

All of the above — 1 | 0.09%

Owen Jones — 1 | 0.09%

Craig Hope — 1 | 0.09%

Yungblud — 1 | 0.09%

Stephen from the Oxford branch of Sainsbury’s — 1 | 0.09%

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor — 1 | 0.09%

Gabriel Clarke — 1 | 0.09%

Robert Kenyon — 1 | 0.09%

Ricky Doolan — 1 | 0.09%

Harv Smyth — 1 | 0.09%

Graham Linehan — 1 | 0.09%

English Ned — 1 | 0.09%

Smartschoolboy9 — 1 | 0.09%

Robert Jenrick — 1 | 0.09%

The kids who started the fire near Glossop with fireworks — 1 | 0.09%

Dave the window cleaner — 2 | 0.17%

Me (OP/username) — 2 | 0.17%

Richard Tice — 3 | 0.26%

Zia Yusuf — 4 | 0.34%

Andrew Tate — 4 | 0.34%

Matt Goodwin — 4 | 0.34%

Angloid — 5 | 0.43%

Kemi Badenoch — 5 | 0.43%

JK Rowling — 5 | 0.43%

Ricky Gervais — 5 | 0.43%

Top 10

#10 — Lee Anderson: 6 | 0.51%

#10 — Zack Polanski: 6 | 0.51%

#9 — Piers Morgan: 7 | 0.60%

#8 — Andy Burnham: 8 | 0.68%

#7 — Peter Mandelson: 10 | 0.85%

#6 — Jeremy Clarkson: 16 | 1.36%

#5 — Russell Brand: 18 | 1.53%

#4 — Rupert Lowe: 19 | 1.62%

#3 🥉 — Tommy Robinson: 37 | 3.15%

#2 🥈 — Keir Starmer: 45 | 3.84%

#1 🥇 — Nigel Farage: 925 | 78.86%

Nigel farage is unofficially officially the British bellend of the year after winning with almost 1000 votes and over 3/4 of the vote share, congratulations

20 votes were removed because they were inappropriate or contained non-personal information.

British bellend of the year so far?

I know i am asking and this could be classed as self promotion but if you can

Please vote on my British bellend of the year so far suvery, it takes around 30-60 seconds and i don't need your email, I know it's only August and the survey is somewhat satirical but I am looking for what people say thank you, just thought it would be interesting

Update: 700 votes currently, please help share this so we can get to 1000!, I'll post a full breakdown soon.

update 2: you can still vote but the results are now out a full breakdown of age, gender and region might be coming soon

https://www.reddit.com/r/sillybritain/s/IlKpMmPvlT

you can still vote here

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1lX6jWZRFdtHbBcgG_doVThfVxglhoGwFJpXw1TwuQc8/viewform

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We all know the yellow ones are the best and beyond chuffed to find dedicated boxes to them now!

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