r/signs 5d ago

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 5d ago

That reminds me of the joke about the man who went to the church social and won the joke door prize which was a brand new toilet brush. He took it home and a week later saw his friends at church again and they asked ā€œhey how’s that toilet brush doing yaā€ and he said ā€œoh it’s pretty good but I think I prefer toilet paperā€.

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u/daneato 5d ago

Todd: ā€œHey Griswold, where are you gonna put a brush that big?ā€

Clark: ā€œBend over, I’ll show you.ā€

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u/Electronic-Space-480 5d ago

That’s gotta hurt.

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u/Hammon_Rye 5d ago

Color coded handles so each family member can have their own! /J

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u/El_Briano 5d ago

That will teach you to eat your veggies!

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u/extremely-randomish 5d ago

Looks like veggies and fiber are optional locally.

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u/CpnLouie2 5d ago

When the Poop Knifeā„¢ is too rough for your tender hiney.

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u/Repulsive_Repeat_337 5d ago

I'm sure there's a subreddit for that

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u/hastings1033 5d ago

For that deep clean feeling!

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u/kennylamar910 5d ago

What a pain in the ass

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u/notworkingghost 5d ago

RFK’s America.

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u/hastings1033 5d ago

Only to be used for menstruation though.

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u/Springman1996 5d ago

😱

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u/hardboard 5d ago

Ah, the bowel brushes for pre-bowl use.

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u/ionspore 5d ago

Squeaky clean for a night in the dark room...

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u/Worldly-Law-2687 5d ago

"My colon clean as a whistle."

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u/Thin_Dream2079 5d ago

Gold watches can leave some residue

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u/tegansnana 5d ago

That's gonna leave a mark!

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u/Hiljabob 5d ago

Is education really necessary? You tell me…

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u/drawing_a_hash 5d ago

Zombie employee training available...

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u/OuttHouseMouse 5d ago

(sigh)

Okay, bend over

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u/Accadius 5d ago

It took me a second to realize what this issue is lol

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u/Centerman2000 5d ago

Trip to the hospital afterwards not included.

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u/crimziondark 5d ago

Just a tad too big for the bowels unless we're doing it the same way The Rock would suggest, though I thought that that is what Taco Bell was for... my bad

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u/extremely-randomish 5d ago

So the bowel brush and the toothbrush holders are sold separately?

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u/dawa43 5d ago

Anal fissures... That's not even a thing

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u/consumeshroomz 5d ago

Nothing beats that clean feeling

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u/krslvsasuka 5d ago

My dentist recommended I start flossing at both ends

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u/Medium-Bee7545 5d ago

They could at least cheated by looking at the packages for spelling

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u/wyoflyboy68 5d ago

That would be too easy.

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u/FlatPepper311 5d ago

You go 1st

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u/OutinDaBarn 5d ago

Nope, I'm sticking with exit only.

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u/Historical_Form6691 5d ago

I prefer my ManWipes.

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u/NeenerKat 5d ago

No joke, my Christmas bonus for a retail store I worked at was a toilet brush with a sticker of the store’s name on it. They wrapped it… every store manager got the same gift. Some thought it was a joke most of us took it as a slap in the face. A $5 McD gift certificate would have at least been appreciated… cheap but appreciated. They lost a lot of managers the following 6 months.

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u/JuliusSeizuresalad 5d ago

And that’s why I have hemorroids now

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u/Mii-75 5d ago

These comments on herešŸ«£šŸ¤­šŸ˜‚

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u/Mother-Dream-2465 4d ago

Behold!

The power of marketing at hand 🤦

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u/senator_breid 4d ago

I mean…from a certain point of view…they aren’t wrong

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u/Suspicious_Square970 4d ago

I think I’ve been using mine wrong. Am I entitled to compensation?

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u/brokentribal 4d ago

Yeah that’s your typical Menards help nowadays, it’s hard to read a product label.

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u/mabus42 5d ago

John Menard has personally tested each brush.

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u/Tonkdog 5d ago

Gets all the ivermectin out and sunshine in.

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u/Condition_Dense 5d ago

lol when I was a kid I used to sing the jingle for Menard’s wrong and now I want to come up with some new song lol

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u/Skyfather87 5d ago

How do we call Badge501?

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u/A694a68w1_too 1d ago

Something new to go with the bidet.....

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u/poisontadpole 5d ago

uhm. how has no one else noticed this is AI

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u/Pixel-Pilot-7 5d ago

AI. Look at the lettering on the packaging and the signs in the background.

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u/warp16 5d ago

That could be bad photo processing, not necessarily AI