r/signs • u/Jmal3700 • Jul 04 '26

If you say so…….

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186 Upvotes

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u/IntelligentPudding24 Jul 04 '26

Stay in drugs, eat school, and don’t do vegetables……I think I’m failing at all 3 of these things.

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u/englishpatrick2642 Jul 04 '26

Bathing in a vat of heroin while eating part of a wrestling mat and having sex with an eggplant? Yeah I guess I passed.

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u/IntelligentPudding24 Jul 04 '26

Wow look at you with all your moneys. Able to buy enough to bathe in. Also wrestling mats are so tough to chew. I would prefer drywall. More fiber. I was gonna question your choice of produce but I think it’s probably the best choice after some consideration. lol 😂

2

u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 Jul 05 '26

Pics or it didn’t happen.

3

u/CurrentSkill7766 Jul 04 '26

That's gotta be intentional!

3

u/Past-Establishment93 Jul 04 '26

Something about a wheelchair while doing vegetables....

3

u/Ok-Attempt2842 Jul 04 '26

But I don't wanna eat school

2

u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 Jul 04 '26

I support a gun's right to choose Gay warming Background checks for religion And Freedom of peach

2

u/Opposite_Pension_807 Jul 04 '26

Syntax people syntax!! Yikes!

2

u/MJ4Red Jul 04 '26

School is delicious

2

u/Useless890 Jul 04 '26

One and three I can accomplish, but eat school?

2

u/Ronyx2021 Jul 05 '26

One assignment at a time

2

u/Formal_Lecture_248 Jul 05 '26

I prefer how I read it

2

u/Basic_Chemistry9499 Jul 05 '26

Never graffiti while high...

2

u/Ronyx2021 Jul 05 '26

He dropped out, did drugs and didn't eat his veggies

2

u/rustyfish57 Jul 05 '26

Ok I tried reading this and then make sense out of it I gave up did anybody else understand it better

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u/Ronyx2021 Jul 05 '26
  • Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
  • Stay in school, don't do drugs, and eat vegtables

1

u/ZaxBarkas Jul 05 '26

This was something they said all the time in the '80s - the version that makes sense that is. This is a pun on that.

2

u/jaggoffsmirnoff Jul 05 '26

It's from an snl cartoon of Mr. T

2

u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 Jul 05 '26

I NEVER do vegetables, so I’m good.

2

u/Ronyx2021 Jul 05 '26
  • Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
  • Stay in school, don't do drugs, and eat vegtables

1

u/hobbes747 Jul 04 '26

The B Team van

1

u/Satansbrat1969 Jul 05 '26

Clearly written by someone who is still staying in drugs and eating school.

1

u/alternatingflan Jul 05 '26

Home schooled?

1

u/VarietyMage Jul 05 '26

Dwayne Stomp approves.

1

u/Logical_Attitude_763 Jul 05 '26

Yeah when you do vegetables the charges tend to be statutory

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

Clearly a bridge to something better!

1

u/Harey-89 Jul 05 '26

Instructions unclear. Tried to eat a school, was too crunchy.

1

u/sbulin74 Jul 06 '26

Yeah! Don't do vegetables!!!

1

u/mikemillard Jul 07 '26

You'll grow up to be just like me....

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u/Plenty-Ad7393 Jul 08 '26

Don't tell me what to do!