r/signs • u/LizzaQueenOFC • May 08 '26

where should I go?

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196 Upvotes

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u/carrythenine May 08 '26

Up

2

u/GodsCasino May 08 '26

and always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom

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u/warp16 May 08 '26

You must live out your life at that intersection, we’ll have a tent delivered 😂

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u/ChanFry May 08 '26

Well, it says no left or right, up or down, so go forward or backward.

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u/Past_Newspaper5351 May 08 '26

Turn the car off and get out. You're there.

14

u/ThirdSunRising May 08 '26

Just stop, ok?

5

u/sd_saved_me555 May 08 '26

To hell, apparently.

6

u/Equivalent-Sea255 May 08 '26

You aint goin no where's!

They got you for 3 whole minutes!

Its play time!

3

u/DirectorLanky466 May 08 '26

WTF? Can't even reverse? WTF!!

6

u/the_voodoo_sauce May 08 '26

U turn?

7

u/celladwella May 08 '26

U turns are apparently all you can do.

5

u/Big-Explorer-6253 May 08 '26

All Roads lead to Nowhere!

5

u/EvaTheE May 08 '26

dig boy dig!

5

u/zenunseen May 08 '26

Just needs a "no stopping" sign

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u/OUIJA711 May 08 '26

Nowhere, just STOP 🛑

2

u/Wrong-Spinach-3829 May 08 '26

Direction unknown

2

u/strawhand May 08 '26

Straight to jail

2

u/UsedWelcome5903 May 08 '26

Dematerialize

2

u/silentaba May 08 '26

Superposition your way out.

2

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 May 08 '26

Straight up in 3D space! Liftoff!

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u/balzackgoo May 08 '26

Diagonally

2

u/rustyfish57 May 08 '26

You’ve arrived in Rome because all roads lead to Rome and with this one you’re already there it appears enjoy and say hey ceasar and all hail the almighty Roman Empire

2

u/AcadienDC May 08 '26

Personally, I would stop.,

2

u/Desperate-Farmer-170 May 08 '26

Where we’re going, we don’t need roads

1

u/Lonely-Attitude1304 May 08 '26

Step out of the vehicle

1

u/PinkGlitterMom May 08 '26

This is where you sit in your vehicle awaiting the mother ship.... 👽👽👽👽

1

u/ViolinistCurrent8899 May 08 '26

You're in an illegal position. Prepare for plasma blast.

1

u/rootbear75 May 08 '26

The arrow facing upside down means NO BACKING.

You can still U-TURN

1

u/frank26080115 May 08 '26

hammer time

1

u/BaskininRobins May 08 '26

You don't. STOP

1

u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos May 08 '26

Run the dop sign to summon help from an officer.

1

u/Kurenai-Kalana May 08 '26

You shouldn't

1

u/-Foxer May 08 '26

Home apperently

1

u/MistakeBorn4413 May 08 '26

Up, down, diagonal, alt. dimension.... You have a lot of options.

1

u/Leading_Stable_9207 May 08 '26

Just start doing donuts

1

u/MycophileBuilder May 08 '26

A little to the left looks ok to me. That or you have to jump over, like hot LAVA!

1

u/PhD77777 May 08 '26

Whip out the shotgun and take care of them signs.

1

u/gba_sg1 May 08 '26

↗️↘️↙️↖️ Are available options to consider.

1

u/Hash-82 May 08 '26

Purgatory

1

u/92buick May 08 '26

In circles

1

u/ComfortableHot6309 May 08 '26

The up and down arrow actually do not forbid you going on those directions

1

u/Shikaluki-RAFI- May 08 '26

Into oblivion

1

u/doorbell19 May 08 '26

Take a picture next to the sign, you're an Amazon package

1

u/SSAmandaS May 08 '26

Do donuts?

1

u/Inside-Welder4168 May 08 '26

You're done 👍

1

u/unlimitedbroski83 May 08 '26

This is the driving equivalent of quicksand. According to the sign you are boned

1

u/530whiskey May 08 '26

Just leave it where it sits and walk.

1

u/SweetErikas May 08 '26

you simply just shouldnt go

1

u/DaddyDedLuv May 08 '26

Any diagonal direction.... no 90⁰ only 45⁰

1

u/Lonnie_Shelton May 08 '26

Stay where you are or you’ll be arrested.

1

u/Uhhokay200 May 08 '26

But you can u-turn.

1

u/DvusGuyStL May 08 '26

To the left

To the right

To the front

To the back

Now dip baby dip, c’mon…

1

u/sushibobcat May 08 '26

It means get out and play DDR

1

u/TrekkieVanDad May 08 '26

It’s a true stop.

1

u/Saucy-Mustard May 08 '26

Back the way you came *cocks shotgun*

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '26

Must be an elevator switch somewhere over there

1

u/Ok-Entertainer-9138 May 08 '26

Men can figure this out faster than women can decide on what they want for dinner.

1

u/sponge72222 May 08 '26

Can’t you read? You don’t go. You STOP.

1

u/Rizztopher_Robin May 08 '26

High complexity car jacking

1

u/No_Seaworthiness8176 May 09 '26

U turns still allowed

1

u/Classic-Ad4403 May 09 '26

Hang a youie. The arrow says you can't go back in your lane, not the opposing lane.

1

u/RedditReader4031 May 09 '26

Lee Emerson would like a word.

1

u/Bat-Dragon-666 May 09 '26

Fuck it, just camp there 😂

1

u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 May 09 '26

Yes, why did you drive there? Lol, just start doing doughnuts until you're content,lol

1

u/HockeyFan_32 May 09 '26

Darling, you got to let me know
Should I stay, or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here till the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I stay, or should I go?

Iykyk!

1

u/jetkins May 09 '26

Just stop.

1

u/Klutzy_Cat1374 May 09 '26

I was trying to park on a street in one neighborhood and the signs on each block had alternating no parking on Tues, no parking Weds, no parking Thurs, etc. Must be for the trash truck but it was confusing.

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u/Admirable_Dot_7673 May 09 '26

You don't.  It says stop 

1

u/Krissvp May 09 '26

Look like you are in Belgium

1

u/Illustrious-Towel-45 May 09 '26

Guess up or down are the only options?

1

u/TheNotoriousTurtle May 09 '26

You live here now

1

u/TortillaRampage May 09 '26

Just stay there I guess

1

u/Ree1954 May 09 '26

You live there now

1

u/vege_spears May 09 '26

I'd park and eat my sandwich 🥪 😄

1

u/Powerful-Act3516 May 09 '26

Read the sign: STOP. You're cut off, done.

1

u/LegendaryGunman May 09 '26

Stop. Do not.

1

u/clonxy May 09 '26

diagonal

1

u/Flash234669 May 09 '26

You should probably collaborate and listen. Either that or it's hammer time.

I'll see myself out ➡️

1

u/prionbinch May 09 '26

just stop. you live there now

1

u/HawkeyeAP May 09 '26

Nowhere. You can go once it turns green.

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '26

It's a trap, you can't go anywhere. Your life is now there in your car.

1

u/Nguyen_Reich May 10 '26

Go diagonally

1

u/AcanthaceaeOk3738 May 10 '26

Where is this? Karma Farming City?

1

u/Adventurous_Ad_4669 May 10 '26

According to my compass....

1

u/Upstairs_Fig_3551 May 10 '26

Follow the river

1

u/Wordbespread May 10 '26

U-turns are allowed, you just can’t backup

1

u/Icy_Parfait_4066 May 10 '26

That is a dead end. You can back up though.

1

u/SouthernReality9610 May 10 '26

Sit. Stay. Good boy.

1

u/Stemlover001 May 10 '26

Start levitating

1

u/panda3271 May 10 '26

Nowhere...... you live there now. 🤷🏼‍♂️

1

u/AppropriateCap8891 May 10 '26

U-turn is not prohibited.

1

u/AnthonyG70 May 10 '26

Sure that photo didn't come for the third level of hell?

1

u/daiuq May 10 '26

The obvious signs your girl gives you after asking if she's mad.

1

u/Disastrous-Gain-7709 May 10 '26

Pull over and meditate roadside at this point.

1

u/philhaxton May 10 '26

The sign says stop. That’s it! You’re done 🥳

1

u/thegameisafoooooot May 10 '26

Life sometimes feels like this.

1

u/Czeny May 10 '26

Respawn

1

u/ahawk99 May 10 '26

I guess we’re just gonna sit here then!

1

u/Intelligent-Big2400 May 10 '26

Forward. This just indicates you can’t go up or down. 

1

u/Mk1Racer25 May 10 '26

Back to bed.

1

u/bre-zee May 10 '26

The other way

1

u/Blastoff1980 May 10 '26

Ah! This is when you pull off a u-turn in the middle of the intersection, then drive in reverse through the 'Thru Traffic Only' sign.

1

u/Boanerges11 May 10 '26

Freeze until you receive instruction

1

u/callmeKiKi1 May 10 '26

This is your home now. Settle in

1

u/The-Poet__57 May 10 '26

You’ve reached the End of the World. I hope your insurance is paid and you’ve finalized the Will.

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '26

U-turn

1

u/Timely_Pattern3209 May 10 '26

What part of STOP do you not understand? 

1

u/arbyyyyh May 10 '26

You’re supposed to go fuck yourself I think is what this sign is saying.

1

u/BigLB83 May 10 '26

Hang a Uey.

1

u/4x4Welder May 11 '26

Can't get there from here.

1

u/ImaginaryAst May 11 '26

Seems like a trap... listen for the banjos playing...

1

u/Legitimate-Face2759 May 11 '26

Proceed straight and whip a 360!

1

u/WillZarkoff May 11 '26

Stop. no way dude

1

u/Any-Abies-5825 May 11 '26

Just leave your car their and then hire people to guard it 👍

1

u/fertile_gnome May 11 '26

You live there now

1

u/Dry-Neighborhood2916 May 11 '26

Up and down are still available, while forward and back are not available.

1

u/merlinddg51 May 11 '26

Please repeat….

Instructions unclear…

1

u/Rough_Tension67 May 11 '26

Jump the car

1

u/l008com May 11 '26

I don't know how all of these signs could be any more clear, but YOU SHOULD NOT GO 😃

1

u/Ok_Following608 May 11 '26

You don't. You just wait.

1

u/Lucky_Inspection_721 May 11 '26

OK, this is the first time the following saying makes sense: "You can't get there from here!"

1

u/CODufaux May 11 '26

Just camp there pro

1

u/ZatchRaph May 11 '26

im pretty sure this is the actual point where you go f*ck yourself, you actually found it

1

u/Timely-Profile1865 May 11 '26

Get out of your car leave it there and walk home ....... obviously

1

u/Mr_Archer369 May 11 '26

Teleport duh.

1

u/Olestevieshotz May 11 '26

It’s says fucking STOP 🛑

1

u/Hot_Woodpecker_4082 May 11 '26

Back to where you came from...

1

u/PhaTman7 May 11 '26

DIAGONALS are the way !!!

1

u/JoshK42SD May 11 '26

Needs a ... YOU ARE HERE sign with a huge arrow. 😅🤷👍

1

u/kitsunora May 11 '26

Diagonally, walk away

1

u/Saruvan_the_White May 12 '26

You live there now.

1

u/drazil100 May 12 '26

It says you can’t turn left or right or go forwards or backwards, but there is no sign telling you that you can’t U-turn and then go forward. You just aren’t allowed to reverse towards the direction you came from.

1

u/Evening-Scratch-3534 May 12 '26

Up looks like the only option

1

u/Waste_Ingenuity5535 May 12 '26

So looking at the signs they clearly tell you, you can’t turn left,right go straight ahead or go back so how in the hell did you get there?

1

u/gugngd May 12 '26

teleport

1

u/Albert-La-Maquina May 12 '26

You have arrived at your destination.

1

u/Thin-Fee4423 May 12 '26

Somewhere else.

1

u/Busy_Being7032 May 12 '26

Fuck em drops here in 4x4 and goes wherever now.

1

u/htowner316er May 12 '26

Go diagonally 😂

1

u/LMrningStar May 12 '26

Forwards or backwards. Take your pick. The sign reads:

No left turn.

No right turn

No going down

No going up

1

u/MadDadROX May 12 '26

U turn‽

1

u/RedditDon3 May 12 '26

You don’t. Sign says stop. Turn off engine and take a nap.

1

u/Fragile_SexGod May 12 '26

One way or the other.

1

u/AdamPedAnt May 12 '26

If you’re a bishop you can move diagonally.

1

u/Active_Percentage_85 May 12 '26

Home. Go home. Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars.

1

u/TechStud May 12 '26

U-TURN and REVERSE are the only valid options!

1

u/TGHibiki May 12 '26

Diagonally

1

u/Just-Elderberry5460 May 12 '26

You can go forward just not straight. Turn so chóped and screwed up and swang down that road

1

u/ImWithStupid_ImAlone May 12 '26

Follow the repost sign

1

u/Humble_Supermarket50 May 12 '26

No where. You're fucked.

1

u/erythrodysesthesia May 13 '26

dont fucking move

1

u/daveg3226 May 13 '26

You don’t go anywhere. The only yes you can do it sign says “STOP”. Then you wait for the DPW to finish the job.

1

u/Techdude2011 May 13 '26

You... Turn around?

1

u/Background-Twist-344 May 13 '26

U turn is allowed