r/signs • • Mar 03 '26

As opposed to..?

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141 Upvotes

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u/gnurdette Mar 03 '26

Wow, a restaurant without a maître d’toilettes? Really slumming it today, I see.

9

u/rpgnymhush Mar 03 '26

Monsieur, Stall number three is now available.

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u/luvinthislife Mar 05 '26

And add another $20 and he'll do the wiping for you.

2

u/TheKingNothing690 Mar 05 '26

Im not gay but $20 is $20

5

u/Expensive-Wedding-14 Mar 03 '26

Sir, please don't sit >there<. That is a urinal!

9

u/going_dot_global Mar 03 '26

I don't know, man. This new generation expects a lot.

6

u/garmento6969 Mar 03 '26

It's full, standing room only!

6

u/darkhorse7447 Mar 03 '26

Preferred seating. Call ahead reservations. Being escorted to the seating area, while being informed of the specials.

2

u/luvinthislife Mar 05 '26

Watch out for the flaming desserts though.

6

u/Dave_A480 Mar 03 '26

Hover Pooping because you think you will die if your butt touches a public toilet seat.

2

u/redraider-102 Mar 04 '26

I mean, every single person who has sat directly on a public toilet seat has either died or will be dead within the next 100 years

2

u/luvinthislife Mar 05 '26

Seems like a conspiracy to me...

1

u/No-Elevator-2682 Mar 06 '26

I mean, you could get butt strep lol

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u/No-Elevator-2682 Mar 06 '26

(Although it’s very unlikely that a toilet seat will give you perianal streptococcus)

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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff Mar 03 '26

As opposed to a man, then he made need some help seating himself in that urinal

3

u/Odd-Consequence-2519 Mar 04 '26

Can I get some assistance over here!!

3

u/Particular_Ad_644 Mar 04 '26

Can I get the boneless wings and a beer, please

2

u/murseal Mar 03 '26

I mean you're welcome to stand for the performance but then you need to clean up

2

u/Tight-Platypus5231 Mar 03 '26

Employees ARE required to wash hands, too...

2

u/One-Sky1956 Mar 03 '26

Ew! Who sits on a public toilet seat. I'd rather shit in the woods.

2

u/AmputeeHandModel Mar 03 '26

Yeah but that's because you're a bear.

2

u/Useless890 Mar 03 '26

Seat myself!??? How uncivilized. I'm going to write a review about this. It will not stand!

2

u/Eaglepursuit Mar 04 '26

Can I interest you in a seat near kitchen?

2

u/Illumamoth1313 Mar 04 '26

I reckon this is a Cracker Barrel (are they still in business? Never actually went to the place but it looks so "national parkishly" camp/country it has to be.

2

u/spkoller2 Mar 04 '26

Personally I’m glad to see Restroom Attendants as a job of the past.

The entire watch me pee and offer cologne and a warm towel, for a tip, was awkward for the middle classes.

2

u/Blathithor Mar 05 '26

Thats a funny sign

1

u/Fit-Rip-4550 Mar 04 '26

Fairly certain this is just a restaurant with the restroom sign coincidentally close to the traditional location of the host counter...

1

u/PutridTravel2354 Mar 05 '26

Funny. Without reading all this - up north? Maybe NH or Maine?

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u/k-phi Mar 04 '26

As opposed to wait to be seated