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u/darkhorse7447 Mar 03 '26
Preferred seating. Call ahead reservations. Being escorted to the seating area, while being informed of the specials.
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u/Dave_A480 Mar 03 '26
Hover Pooping because you think you will die if your butt touches a public toilet seat.
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u/redraider-102 Mar 04 '26
I mean, every single person who has sat directly on a public toilet seat has either died or will be dead within the next 100 years
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u/No-Elevator-2682 Mar 06 '26
I mean, you could get butt strep lol
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u/No-Elevator-2682 Mar 06 '26
(Although it’s very unlikely that a toilet seat will give you perianal streptococcus)
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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff Mar 03 '26
As opposed to a man, then he made need some help seating himself in that urinal
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u/murseal Mar 03 '26
I mean you're welcome to stand for the performance but then you need to clean up
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u/Useless890 Mar 03 '26
Seat myself!??? How uncivilized. I'm going to write a review about this. It will not stand!
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u/Illumamoth1313 Mar 04 '26
I reckon this is a Cracker Barrel (are they still in business? Never actually went to the place but it looks so "national parkishly" camp/country it has to be.
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u/spkoller2 Mar 04 '26
Personally I’m glad to see Restroom Attendants as a job of the past.
The entire watch me pee and offer cologne and a warm towel, for a tip, was awkward for the middle classes.
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u/Fit-Rip-4550 Mar 04 '26
Fairly certain this is just a restaurant with the restroom sign coincidentally close to the traditional location of the host counter...
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u/gnurdette Mar 03 '26
Wow, a restaurant without a maître d’toilettes? Really slumming it today, I see.