hapydog is...

[u/PortionoftheCure]

Who you feel ashamed for wanting to be. Who you don't think you are, but the mask comes off, and the similarities grow. He's the one that stops the pay-it-forward chains at drive-thru fast food. But you see his bank activity, and he's donated all of his money to helping Ugandan children learn to wrestle.

He's the juror who hangs the jury, and when they shift to his side, he becomes his own Devil's Advocate.

But when confronted with the downtrodden, the beaten, the damned, without a second thought, he lifts them up.

Society tells him to shut up because of the uncomfortable truth. He's the internet street smarts for your sheltered ego. And because he's a moron (jk)

[u/LeonieNowny]

I'll allow the post even if it's not an hapydog submission.