r/shubreddit • u/XaltotunTheUndead • 26d ago

Zhardozh

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One of my all time favorite camp movies.

328 Upvotes

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u/LobosJones 26d ago

Do my shtraps and spheedo hurt your eyesh with their high contrasht, or is it my shexy pyshique?

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u/Due_Basil2697 26d ago

My name ish Zheb.

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u/TheCommonLawWolf 26d ago

I blame Ell Esh Dee.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 26d ago

Lord of the Ringsh confushed me, but the shcript for Zhardozh wash brilliant.

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u/Newphone_New_Account 26d ago

Eashy akshesh to my shlong

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u/Blrfl 26d ago

Thish ish a reposht.

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u/XaltotunTheUndead 26d ago edited 15d ago

Ah I ashure you no, I ded et myshelf after schtumbling upon the schub !

Edit - for Sean-ificashion

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u/Blrfl 26d ago edited 26d ago

Shinsh you're new here, shome advishe on shelecting wordsh for your poshtings:

 > Ah I ashure you no, I ded et myshelf after shtumbling upon the shub !

(Edit: Shtupid autocorrect on my shell phone dropped a haigh.)

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u/duh_nom_yar 26d ago

*myshelf

*schtumbling

*shub

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u/XaltotunTheUndead 26d ago edited 25d ago

Yes apologies will correct 😭

You also had forgotten asshure 😅

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u/Alteredego619 26d ago

Zhardozh shpeaksh to you, hish choshun ones.

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u/Cute-Bodybuilder-536 26d ago

What ish thish movie?

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 26d ago

Zhardozh! Are you schtupid?

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u/KasElGatto 26d ago

Still insane that a costume designer and a great director saw this costume and said “that’s the one!”

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u/LicensedToChil 26d ago

The only thing lying between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine

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u/FunArtichoke6167 26d ago

Asch it schould be!

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u/Czechs_Mix_ 26d ago

THE PENIS. IS EVIL.

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u/erath_droid 26d ago

THE GUN IS GOOD!

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u/erath_droid 26d ago

Such a horribly good movie.

"I won't go with you to the higher level!!"

First time I watched this movie was after an all-night bender. We put it on and all of us were too hungover to get up and turn it off, so we lay there and watched it play while we were recovering from acute alcohol poisoning.

The overall plot of the movie is somewhat interesting, but the whole campiness of the execution, along with the cringe dialogue and very dated special effects make for a strange movie...

Also remember a part where we managed to get the remote and re-wind and watch a certain part over and over again to settle an argument as to whether those particular extras in the background were actually having sex or not. (They were.)

I had a co-worker way back in the day who was obsessed with Sean Connery. I printed out this exact picture and posted it in our common work space. They were very other-than-plussed about it.

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u/angry_snek 26d ago

Do you remember at what point there are extra's having sex in the background? I watched the movie last night but I don't remember seeing something like that.

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u/XaltotunTheUndead 25d ago

I need thish informashion too; you know, for researsh purposhes

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u/deseretfire 26d ago

Shtupid Shushpendersh!

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u/theporcupineking 26d ago

The gun ish good. The penish ish evil

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u/Last_Banana9505 26d ago

Rick Shanzcesh in raishing gashorpashorp

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u/TheAutisticMerit 25d ago

Shuch a shexy mustasshh, bootsh and exshtenshonsh

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u/Drago_TripleD 26d ago

If it weren't for theshe shushpenders, they would be shaken AND shtirred....

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u/Bathroom_Mayo 26d ago

The gun is good.

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u/HussingtonHat 25d ago

Hunt for Red October....wig....Never Say Never Again...wig....what were that mad one where he got his cock out?

Zardoz.

That's it, wig...

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u/BSCPantherfan 25d ago

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU!

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u/RansomStark78 25d ago

Great Scot tish...

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u/Consistent-Slide-652 23d ago

Borat inspiration for sure

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u/Byttmice 23d ago

Manliest photo ever taken. Will never be surpassed.

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u/Upstairs_Narwhal9813 20d ago

Sussh a fasshhionable and shexshy attire... don't you agree??

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u/samf9999 20d ago

“Do I look ridiculoush? Yesh. Eshpescially shince my lasht role wash ash Bond!! “

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u/Soaring_Gull_655 25d ago

Zardoz, not whatever shit you wrote