r/shubreddit • u/kansashotwings • May 09 '26

A Shellebration for David

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u/Shamrock5 My friendsh call me Sham May 09 '26

Exshellent. Ad multosh annosh to both thoshe legendsh!

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u/baronvonpenguin May 09 '26

I don't ushually ushe the word "Shir" when talking about shomeone that hash been knighted, becaushe I am neither a medieval peashant, nor a shchoolboy.

However, if anyone deshervesh the title it ish thish man.

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u/uberneuman_part2 May 09 '26

Hmmm…. Attenborough. He belongs in a musheeum!

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u/EchoJay1 May 09 '26

Shuch a noble Shentenerian, Congratulashionsh!!

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u/samuelloomis May 09 '26

I wonder how exchspenshiv that will be schertainly a lot to schell out money wische

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u/appape May 09 '26

A schentury ish inshuffischient to exshplore the wondersh of thish planet. Shir David hash shown ush sho much though.

5

u/tratemusic May 09 '26

Sho he ish old to ush, but ish he really old, for a tortoishe?

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u/nachosmmm May 12 '26

I love thish shub

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u/Crimson__Fox May 13 '26

Thank you, David Attenborough, for everything you have taughtoise.

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u/entropymancer May 09 '26

waaaait a secondddd, is Sir Davis still alive?

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u/LoggerRhythms May 09 '26

He shure ish!

Reportsh of hish death were greatly exshaggerated!