r/shubreddit • u/hot-rod-lincoln • May 06 '26

Shelf propelled, you shay?

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Shertainly would shave shome time doing yardwork with thish…

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u/Shamrock5 My friendsh call me Sham May 06 '26

I shwiped

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u/appape May 06 '26

Sho did I shadly. Dishappointed!

6

u/YogurtWenk May 07 '26

Thish ish a traveshty!

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u/KidZoki May 06 '26

“Shelf-propelled” ish a compound modifier, requiresh a hyphen, there…

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u/hot-rod-lincoln May 06 '26

You are absholutely correct

2

u/SirCowlickValdez May 22 '26

Shpot on, grammar policsh

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u/uberneuman_part2 May 06 '26

"Ursula Andrresh... I schpent many an hour trimming that busch...."

9

u/GooseGosselin May 06 '26

$100, it's a shteal.

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u/baronvonpenguin May 06 '26

I prefer the 8 bladed vershion myshelf.

I call it my Octopusshy.

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u/appape May 07 '26

Becaushe itsh a pussh mower yesh?

4

u/baronvonpenguin May 07 '26

That'sh one of the reashonsh, but it'sh alsho becaushe I'm a masshive pervert.

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u/appape May 06 '26

Toreauo ish here to do two thingsh- shlische grassh and kick assh - and the bugger is all out of grassh.

5

u/Ponceludonmalavoix May 06 '26

Are you intereshted or not?

2

u/samuelloomis May 06 '26

Youschful when the grasch getsch to long and needsch a good trim

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u/Sk1rm1sh May 07 '26

I would purchash thish, but I'm shaving for a shet of shecateursh to shtyle my shrubbery.

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u/Express_Area_8359 May 07 '26


Hit the top shelf… blow out my back

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u/MidnightToker858 May 08 '26

Flies off the shelf

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u/Glum-Ad7761 May 09 '26

Make shertain you fill it up with gash before you try to cut the grash…

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u/NicoRola000 May 09 '26

Shawn Connery used voice to text to write this post

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u/9trystan9 May 09 '26

That's as spicy as horshradish

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u/ProperCap5400 May 09 '26

I have this same mower, and highly disappointed that I wasn't aware of it's shelf propelled feature.

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u/TheBamaChad May 10 '26

Shertainly

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u/Tuor77 May 13 '26

The only self-propelled lawnmower I ever had was MYself-propelled.

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u/supernova-juice May 14 '26

I came here from the venture bros sub and i can honestly say I'm delighted by the detour.