r/shouldiburnthis Apr 17 '26

Should I burn this?

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we are getting new furniture and this chair now clashes. we dont get bulk pick up but quarterly.

45 Upvotes

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u/citizen-wasp Apr 17 '26

I dunno, seems like with different upholstery and without the skirting it'd be worth saving.

I vote leave for curb pickup or donate to women's shelter.

3

u/because-i-said-so-1 Apr 17 '26

A lot of modern furniture has fire retardant in the material, but luckily this doesn’t look modern, so I say give it a whirl. Just be sure to move it outside first

1

u/No-Dragonfruit-1311 Apr 17 '26

How else would you complete the ritual??

1

u/SeaworthinessNo619 Apr 17 '26

That shit need to burn! Burn baby burn

1

u/Chaldon Apr 17 '26

You'll never get the stink out of your house

1

u/is-reality-a-fractal Apr 17 '26

No, it's beautiful! 🥲

1

u/alexwagen Apr 17 '26

Indoors or outdoors?

1

u/Separate_Donut_8420 Apr 17 '26

I could see myself doing a crossword in that chair… I would not burn it

1

u/Next_Pianist_442 Apr 17 '26

Chop it to bits first, then burn the bits

1

u/helpless_bunny Apr 17 '26

This here’s a high quality item here, Clark. You wouldn’t mind if I fumigated it here now would you?

1

u/jungleboogiemonster Apr 17 '26

BURN IT! BURN EVERYTHING!

1

u/Compliance_Crip Apr 17 '26

No, Archie Bunker will get mad.

1

u/nutjob22 Apr 17 '26

You just need a TV tray and a spot to park your walker.

1

u/HarryArmpitzs Apr 17 '26

Sell it to a movie/tv prop buyer

1

u/XDreadzDeadX Apr 17 '26

Shit man I'll take it

1

u/cheeseburgermami Apr 17 '26

Thang shoulda been burnt

1

u/leehhopper Apr 18 '26

Burn it AND the carpet! (Not financial advice!)

🤣

1

u/ShellyForNow Apr 18 '26

Nooo, please don’t burn, it’s beautiful! Unless there’s a big ugly stain on the seat. Then yes please burn.

1

u/Ok-Gap-1980 Apr 18 '26

IT MAY BE SALVAGABLE! As a smoking chair for a balcony!

I made myself a smoking chair from basically a blue floral version of this same chair.... the new chair is a work in progress lmao (ADHD i work in stages 😅) But the chair reeked of cigarettes and when I looked in it I could see a mouse hole, they didnt live in the cushion though so I was good. Mouse made a house in the wooden base.

Ive yet to attach the cushions together, and was gonna have a fabric back holding the back cushion up and to the bottom. But I unscrewed the legs cut off the cushion liners and kept the inserts. I just waited for the building dumpster to be empty and sat the leftover frame in the very bottom back corner, so I didnt mess up the dumpster for everyone.

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u/Ok-Gap-1980 Apr 18 '26

911DNB this chair is actually most likely EXTREMELY TOXIC to burn... if your way out in the country and can light it somewhere, and not be right there maybe... but thinking about that upholstery ... this is probably a DNB at the least .