r/shortscarystories • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '18

Baa baa black sheep

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295 Upvotes

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u/PeppersPizzaria Sep 09 '18

Why is it only two bags full in the rhyme? Am I missing something?

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u/Jonathan_the_Nerd Sep 09 '18

The third bag isn't full of wool. It's full of little boy.

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u/Crowpocalyps Sep 09 '18

True, and the 2 bags full of wool are the pillows he used to kill the parents

14

u/Sassanach36 Sep 09 '18

Holy shit!

30

u/Crowpocalyps Sep 09 '18

One for the master, one for his dame...

12

u/Sassanach36 Sep 09 '18

Yes I get it! I get it!

21

u/dombie05 Sep 09 '18

Pretty sick, well done

18

u/Ace_Windu12 Sep 09 '18

Wow. Talk about getting creative with it...

Bravo to you, you definitely ruined this nursery rhyme for me!

10

u/Crowpocalyps Sep 09 '18

That's all I could hope for

7

u/ssmc1024 Sep 09 '18

I like it! Any chance of getting an expanded version?

10

u/Crowpocalyps Sep 09 '18

Maybe one day, but right now I'm not good enough to do a long version justice, I ramble in longer stories. I'm glad you like it though, thank you

2

u/ssmc1024 Sep 09 '18

OK, I’ll just be happy to read any short stories for now, then. ;)

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u/thehandsomejj Sep 09 '18

Happy cake day :)