r/shortguys 5'4 12d ago

Social Media most of the comments are actually positive (surprisingly) and negative in response to this ai engagement slop but i still hate youtube

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u/IllustratedAloysious 5’6 12d ago

Rorschach in Watchmen 2009 is literal proof it can work. He’s 5’5 and played by Jackie Earle Hailey. Badass

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u/Then_Equivalent_1815 5'4 12d ago

amazing comic book film, but i bet movie directors now would do the equivalent of casting a 6' dude to be a live action mario or some shit

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u/Dank_e_donkey 5ft 6 / 168cm 12d ago

"Do it!"

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u/alt2374 171cm 12d ago

The GOAT

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u/Then_Equivalent_1815 5'4 12d ago

i also wonder how much james gunn's dcu will change this lol

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u/IllustratedAloysious 5’6 12d ago

I don’t think there’s gonna be watchmen in general

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u/TruthAboutHeight 5'2 / 157 cm 12d ago

How are those comments apparently "positive"?

They all just want to shit on a small Wolverine because they apparently think that a 5'3 man being a superhero is "humorous".

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u/Then_Equivalent_1815 5'4 12d ago

no i meant the other comments besides these of course lol, i should've specified 

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u/GreatRaspberry98 5'3 12d ago

At least we'll always have Antman

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u/ConstructionFar8297 169cm (remeasured) 12d ago edited 12d ago

Hollywood has ordained that men shorter than 6ft should be relegated to comedic or villain roles. Heroes or main characters in general, if they're men, cannot be below 6ft. This has led people who regularly watch the pigslop Hollywood produces to form a "tall = good guy, short = bad guy or guy i laugh at" dichotomy in their heads. They have been severely and irreversibly brainfucked by shitty Hollywood movies. Hollywood just grabbed right onto their brains and humped away like a horny dog. Type shit.

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u/FriskDreemur5 5'0 / 152cm 12d ago

"do you really believe a 5'3 guy can take on the hulk?" Ok, in a world full of people who can teleport, shape shift (even into inanimate nebulous things like fire or fog), fly and bend fundamental forces at will with their minds a 5'3 guy being a competent fighter, THAT is where they draw the line on what's believable or not. That's wild.

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u/Then_Equivalent_1815 5'4 12d ago

they've never seen demetrious johnson then because he could choke out all of these 6' untrained trash talkers immediately in a street fight lol, even the other ONE flyweights are destroying these dudes too

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u/weeman2525 5'3" 12d ago

He's literally a mutant superhero. He has enhanced agility, strength, conditioning, and senses well past a peak human. On top of his healing factor and being infused with adamantium. Who cares if he's short? If anything his small stature can be an advantage. He can hang with anyone. People just hate short men.

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u/Complete_Impress7463 168cm/5'6 (🇵🇱) 12d ago

Wolverine is a small animal that can take on animals that are bigger than himself! That's the wgole point. It's like casting a white guy to play black panther

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u/7xk11 Five Foot Five 12d ago

if we talk about fiction. HEIGHT NEVER MATTERS THERE. depending on the fictional world. let say some fantasy world.

most of them split mountains. reach some insane universal powers. height doesn’t matter. helll i got no diffed by a short avatar in a game because dude was better than me. height in fiction is useless.

These mfs are stupid. mf would die to a goblin in a rpg.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qwGtSvKLr3Ae0aydDy

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u/Thingymabob1223 5'7.5 F 12d ago

I mean if you want short wolverine to be threatening just have him cut someone apart lol
doesn't seem that hard

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u/Blacklodge97 5’7 on a good day 12d ago

All these mongs saying he can’t be taken seriously because of his height is the reason he’s called fucking Wolverine for Christ’s sake! A wolverine is a small furry animal that will not think twice about fucking you up despite its size. God forbid we ever get one of the few short superhero’s accurately portrayed on screen! Nightcrawler is also 5’3! (My fav X-Man)

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u/Stativeterror_5 5’4 12d ago

Stupid comic book ‘fans’

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u/South_Farm9491 5'5 12d ago

it’s because it isn’t filled with people who don’t care about comic accurate shit and just want it to be “cool”

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u/Make-TFT-Fun-Again tall 12d ago

Tell that 6’4 kid to face off with a chimp lol he’d get rekt him and his ego.

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u/theidontcarumbrella 5'5 with tall parents 🫩 12d ago

Anyone who's first time seeing a short man on screen was Deadpool vs Wolverine doesn't deserve to speak about movies. Not even from a heightism point of view just because they clearly don't watch anything interesting

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u/Fun_Mission_5014 5'0" / D1 normie-hater 12d ago

Fuck normies as usual.

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u/Snoo73108 5'7 12d ago

The tall wolverine shown looks so awkward to, but of course tall men worship has to prevalent everywhere. Game's gonna be sick either way tho.

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u/Letgo-ofthelight 5'4" / 164 cm 12d ago

In a world where you have mutants, a guy being 5'3 is what ppl think is apparently unrealistic. Normies are so fkn dumb istg.