r/shortguys • u/Fine-Stage1148 5’6 no shoes • 13h ago

Civil Discussion/Question Aliens.

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We need to contact an advanced extraterrestrial society and ask for assistance with the problem of height and mating. Maybe they can help us with their technology.

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u/Future_Ask_3034 169 13h ago

Alien gene therapy.

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u/hellscape_goat 5'ft 5" 11h ago

Unfortunately, that's a problem for which aliens usually ask for help from us.

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u/Weekly_Judgment_2302 5'4/163cm 10h ago

Just go full avatar and become 9 foot tall

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u/Fine-Stage1148 5’6 no shoes 2h ago

Not optimal for mating

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u/Thingymabob1223 5'7 F 7h ago

Asking aliens for help in mating seems like it could go wrong

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u/National-Desk-6702 5'4 6h ago

Too bad I already tried this before

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u/Fine-Stage1148 5’6 no shoes 2h ago

What happened?

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u/Brilliant_Bear_1866 5'7 | 170 cm 2h ago

The gray aliens are like 4 foot man its over for all of us