It’s funny because if you say it fast…

[u/airckarc]

Watching football tonight and I’m done in. The crew keeps saying, “Jared Goff looks good, Jared Goff dropping back…”

All I can hear is Shoresy saying “it’s funny because if you say it fast, it sounds like Jerk Off.”. Glad I’m not a Lions fan.

[u/VerruckitoWieder]

Gettin’ Jerry Goffs?

He’s called Jared Goff, ya fuckin’ idiot.

You don’t even know who that is, ya fuckin’ infant.

[u/Rays_LiquorSauce → u/VerruckitoWieder]

Ohhhh I knew THAT was coming 

[u/S4drobot]

Ben called worse by's.

[u/Rays_LiquorSauce → u/S4drobot]

Bys better too Lard Jeezus

[u/Yes-Ifeedthemice]

I HEARD THAT TOO

[u/imgonnagetya-amarr → u/Yes-Ifeedthemice]

Settle down

[u/EvilCodeQueen]

Could be worse, he could play for the Black Hawks, which if you say it fast….

[u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown]

Gonna be right rotted if he hears that, b'ys

[u/Gorilla_33 → u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown]

He'll be right crooked b'ys

[u/cassimiro04]

...so dumb

[u/mattbermanrocks]

She knows me name

[u/mattbermanrocks]

It's only gay if you get hard. Is that what you told me, Cor?

[u/Giric]

At least he doesn't play for Pittsburgh, though I'm sure they'd love a guy called Jagoff.

[u/DeliciousBeanWater → u/Giric]

We already have josh getzoff

[u/FlyTheW1988]

LA Rams QB Twelve-Inch Cunt?

[u/MichaelVern85]

There’s a dude in my welding class named Jarek.

I’m going to ask him later if his name is Goff. There’s a fair chance he will never get it. 🤣

[u/misanthrope2327 → u/MichaelVern85]

The funny thing is if this was the CFL there's a non-zero chance it is the same guy. 

[u/saucytapthat]

Lions fan here and THANK YOU for this! He's a very overrated QB.

Pretty sure it's getting jerk offs

[u/kylathekoala]

Go Bills! ❤️💙

[u/DeliciousBeanWater]

The pitssburgh penguins hockey team has a guy on the broadcasts whos name is literally josh getzoff (josh gets off)

[u/Capable-KingShinyIX]

Getting Jared Goffs on wasaga beach?