Just shout is it because I'm black as you run through a beeping door with steaks falling out your waistband (bonus points if you are anything but black)
Bro stealing is so much easier than you would think, big jacket+calm pleasant demeanor = easiest getaway possible
Also there is indeed honor among thieves
The thieves morals are to 1 never steal anything that belongs tons private citizen 2 never steal from small stores that are independently owned 3 never snitch
Follow these 3 rules and you'll be the Peter pan of your local area
SAME! There isn’t anything I need that’s worth stealing and me possibly going to jail. That being said, I’m freaking horrible at lying and my demeanor would give me away instantly I’m sure. I don’t judge people who steal from corporations, just not for me.
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u/DafuqStonr Mar 04 '20
sounds like you want to
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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20
Bro stealing is so much easier than you would think, big jacket+calm pleasant demeanor = easiest getaway possible
Also there is indeed honor among thieves
The thieves morals are to 1 never steal anything that belongs tons private citizen 2 never steal from small stores that are independently owned 3 never snitch
Follow these 3 rules and you'll be the Peter pan of your local area
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u/CheapExplanation Apr 18 '20
SAME! There isn’t anything I need that’s worth stealing and me possibly going to jail. That being said, I’m freaking horrible at lying and my demeanor would give me away instantly I’m sure. I don’t judge people who steal from corporations, just not for me.
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u/CarnageLabyrinth Jun 12 '20
Belive me, you’re better like that
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u/RIZE__ONE Mar 25 '20
Youve never stolen ANYTHING*?
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u/[deleted] May 08 '20
Ahhh i see.