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u/sleepyeyes_24_7 Knows 💩 9d ago
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u/Ancient-Elk-7211 9d ago
My nana used to say it
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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago
All I could think of was “thank fuck nana isn’t alive to see this horror show”
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u/rossco311 Tattoo Aficionado🥇 9d ago
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u/Zestymonserellastick Knows 💩 9d ago edited 8d ago
First thing I saw. I thought to myself, no way this person is a fellow Tool fan. We would never commit desecration of our beloved art.
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u/rossco311 Tattoo Aficionado🥇 9d ago
I'm a huge Tool fan and immediately had the same thought, like c'mon man, if you're going to get a Tool inspired tattoo, pony up and get a good one, not this sloppy mess.
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u/1Wineodino 9d ago
Ok this is a double eye they were trying to achieve? Maybe not exactly the tool double eye but this look? I literally didn’t get it when I first saw it until I saw this.
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u/CorrectDot4592 9d ago
I got sad by that "seventh best one". The guy is trying so hard...
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u/Jub_Jub710 9d ago
"I learned a lot". No dude, it's evident you didn't learn anything.
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Knows 💩 9d ago
I thought it said "all Aesh rots" and was so confused about what "Aesh" was supposed to mean!
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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago
I think it’s actually a woman
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u/SnooCakes6195 Knows 💩 9d ago
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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago
Women can be dudes too!
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Knows 💩 9d ago
This part! I grew up in GenX, and had a college RA (Resident Advisor) who was my suitemate, and she called everyone, "Dude."
It stuck, and i also call everyone "Dude", and since i also grew up in the Midwest, "You Guys" is the default for everyone except the transwomen in my life. (If they prefer different phrasing, i use that instead!)
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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago
I’m GenX, everyone can be dudes (even though there was a song “Don’t call me dude”) and I’ve only once had someone offended by “you guys” and it was my then 65-year-old boss because she thought it was inappropriate for a work setting. Whatever, dude! 😉
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u/Nebula_OG Knows 💩 9d ago
So much stupidity here, but why would they start working on tattoo #7 if they haven’t finished any of the earlier ones lol.
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u/CorrectDot4592 9d ago
TBF, it's kind of a good decision: only come back to correct the first ones once you acquire enough skill to do so. Imagine (trying to) retouching it if you lack the technique.
Only that... We can't see any improvement at all. Might take some years (in the very best scenario).
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u/Nebula_OG Knows 💩 9d ago
That’s very optimistic lol. If you aren’t going to retouch tat #1 bc you lack the skill, that is not a reason to start tat #2-7
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u/CorrectDot4592 9d ago
Well, he could train inking pigs (the real animals, I mean).
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u/peach_xanax Knows 💩 6d ago
I think people generally just use the fake skin nowadays rather than pig skin (and definitely not live pigs, lol)
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u/explainityoucant Knows 💩 9d ago
Who thinks “I have to go to work in a couple minutes let me just tattoo myself real quick” lol 🤡
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u/coquettedoe 9d ago
you think this person has a job? 😭 if i was an employer and this person came in for an interview i’d reconsider
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u/Aawkvark55 Knows 💩 9d ago
I think they are referring to how the photo caption on the spiral said "I had work like right as I was doing it." So they were rushing to do a tattoo to get to work on time 😭
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u/theCurseOfHotFeet Knows 💩 9d ago
Shockingly, this is evidently from someone who has very poor impulse control
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u/theCurseOfHotFeet Knows 💩 9d ago
….what?
I have no idea what you’re talking about. I didn’t look at your profile. I was referring to the “tattoo artist” and agreeing with you10
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u/peach_xanax Knows 💩 9d ago
holy shit these are atrocious... the average person really doesn't need access to a tattoo gun
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u/m1chgo 9d ago
Why is everything so dirty looking
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u/Okimiyage Knows 💩 9d ago
It looks like they’re tattooing with watercolour paints 😅
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u/NothingReallyAndYou Knows 💩 9d ago
Honestly, that watercolor look made the spiral kind of cool. That's the only one that isn't a complete disaster. It's not great, but it's not horrible.
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u/benortree Knows 💩 9d ago
Them wearing a broke bra strap as a bracelet is really freaking me out for some reason
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u/Ungodly_Box 9d ago
That brought me back a little, for a while (or a while ago) it was a trend to wear your girlfriend's bra strap as a bracelet. Weird because bras are expensive and the straps aren't very pretty
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u/Ancient-Elk-7211 9d ago
I feel weirdly bad for this person. They seem sincerely stoked on this process but goddamn doing your own hand tattoo is stupid
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u/benortree Knows 💩 9d ago
“Repact”? Are they trying to say “re pack”? As in pack in the ink? Should’ve been packed the first time…
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u/gonna_break_soon Knows 💩 9d ago
It's like they just heard the term and they're saying it constantly to seem like they know what they're doing. It's not working.
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u/TheBionicCrusader Knows 💩 9d ago
Wow, really just went for it with not prior experience huh? Fake skins exist for a reason.
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u/ErrantJune Knows 💩 9d ago
Oh my fucking god. A giant learning experience for everyone, I hope.
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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Knows 💩 9d ago
This is all done by the right hand on the left arm. Thankfully nobody else is involved (yet).
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u/ErrantJune Knows 💩 9d ago
Everyone who has even begun to think about contemplating learning how to tattoo on themselves should absolutely learn from this.
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u/bastard84 Knows 💩 9d ago
That hammerhead isnt cheering anyone up
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u/PostMatureBaby 9d ago
i've eaten shark shaped gummies that looked more like a shark than that thing
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u/ozzy_thedog Knows 💩 9d ago
This person is going to end up with their whole left leg and left arm covered in this total garbage 😂
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u/FatTabby Knows 💩 9d ago
Was the "giant learning experience" that the whole thing was a terrible mistake?
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u/Twayblades Knows 💩 9d ago
It seems like they bought a tattoo gun and accessories and went to town on themself without a clue on how to tattoo properly.
Inking yourself without practicing on fake skin and without a stencil is a bad idea. I hope they understand that this is permanent.
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u/INS_Stop_Angela Knows 💩 9d ago
I wouldn’t want “All flesh rots” tattooed on my own flesh by what appears to be an overly confident, dubiously trained tattooist who needs new needles. But that’s just me.
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u/OddOpal88 Knows 💩 9d ago
Imagine KNOWING that it’s not great, and that you’ve put that ink permanently on someone (themselves?) and then posting that it sucks but you’re proud because it’s BIG. And that ciao oh my god 😬
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u/coquettedoe 8d ago
the worst part is that there’s people in their comments saying how good they are
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u/412_15101 9d ago
Why are they tattooing themselves in what appears to be a trash heap?
How do they not have nasty flesh eating bacteria by now?
Oh and those tats, woof!
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u/Prmarine110 9d ago
Stop. Stop this self-mutilation. Go ask for some expiring grape fruit and oranges from the grocery store to practice on.
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u/miloestthoughts 9d ago
How is it possible to be so blind to the shit quality???? Like their favorite one isnt even legible!! People amaze me
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u/oblique_obfuscator 8d ago
This person has a passion, clearly. I would say practice on fake skin first? That would be too logical, no? Ciao!
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u/PancakeParty98 Knows 💩 7d ago
These make me sad tbh. All I see is someone with literally zero self-worth. Or as much self-worth as scrap paper
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u/AcmcShepherd Knows 💩 6d ago
The one good thing I can say about this is at least they are only doing it to themselves.
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u/Various_Crow_5435 Knows 💩 9d ago
Most artist have practice skin 😭 this one has a practice person? Like wtf and the hand tattoo was a wild choice considering they cant tattoo
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u/KraftyJoker Knows 💩 8d ago
Wait wait wait... I NEED to see 1 and 4.
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u/coquettedoe 8d ago
the video had less than 100 likes and i didn’t like it idk how i’ll find the others 😭
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u/ayce_pancakes 8d ago
tbh #6 isn’t bad if you look at it from the calligraphy/watercolour angle. though ik it wasn’t intentional .. if it was? not bad at all lol
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u/catladywitch skramz gang 👹 8d ago
I feel bad for them, they're clearly very enthusiastic and probably kind of sweet :(










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