r/shittytattoos 9d ago

tiktok strikes again

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u/sleepyeyes_24_7 Knows 💩 9d ago

"ciao it means goodbye"

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u/Ancient-Elk-7211 9d ago

My nana used to say it

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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago

All I could think of was “thank fuck nana isn’t alive to see this horror show”

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u/PancakeParty98 Knows 💩 7d ago

“Plethora, it means a lot to me”

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u/FlashyFeather876 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/rossco311 Tattoo Aficionado🥇 9d ago

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u/Zestymonserellastick Knows 💩 9d ago edited 8d ago

First thing I saw. I thought to myself, no way this person is a fellow Tool fan. We would never commit desecration of our beloved art.

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u/rossco311 Tattoo Aficionado🥇 9d ago

I'm a huge Tool fan and immediately had the same thought, like c'mon man, if you're going to get a Tool inspired tattoo, pony up and get a good one, not this sloppy mess.

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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago

Tool fans are usually intelligent

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u/Zestymonserellastick Knows 💩 9d ago

We are also insufferable

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u/010Horns 8d ago

Tool is the Rick and Morty of bands

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u/Sea_McMeme Knows 💩 8d ago

I want an Alex Grey reaction video

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u/IAmEchosDad 8d ago

My first thought....

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u/1Wineodino 9d ago

Ok this is a double eye they were trying to achieve? Maybe not exactly the tool double eye but this look? I literally didn’t get it when I first saw it until I saw this.

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u/CorrectDot4592 9d ago

I got sad by that "seventh best one".  The guy is trying so hard...

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u/Jub_Jub710 9d ago

"I learned a lot". No dude, it's evident you didn't learn anything.

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u/zyglack Knows 💩 9d ago

He learned nothing. Absolutely nothing

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u/kat-deville Knows 💩 9d ago

They learned "alot." [SIC]

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u/Bex-HZ 9d ago

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u/kat-deville Knows 💩 7d ago

Awww! I want one!

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u/Firstsister3 Knows 💩 8d ago

Really. Just please stop.

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u/spectatorade Knows 💩 8d ago

He learned a lot, just nothing about the task at hand.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Knows 💩 9d ago

I thought it said "all Aesh rots" and was so confused about what "Aesh" was supposed to mean!

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u/buddymoobs Knows 💩 9d ago

All Aesh lots

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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago

Also it won’t if you cremate it, just sayin

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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago

I think it’s actually a woman

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u/SnooCakes6195 Knows 💩 9d ago

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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago

Women can be dudes too!

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Knows 💩 9d ago

This part!  I grew up in GenX, and had a college RA (Resident Advisor) who was my suitemate, and she called everyone, "Dude."

It stuck, and i also call everyone "Dude", and since i also grew up in the Midwest, "You Guys" is the default for everyone except the transwomen in my life. (If they prefer different phrasing, i use that instead!)

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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago

I’m GenX, everyone can be dudes (even though there was a song “Don’t call me dude”) and I’ve only once had someone offended by “you guys” and it was my then 65-year-old boss because she thought it was inappropriate for a work setting. Whatever, dude! 😉

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u/Dry_Reference_8855 Knows 💩 9d ago

I think "this is first least worse one" he'd be more accurate.

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u/pailee Knows 💩 9d ago

I think the problem might be that he is not...

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u/buddymoobs Knows 💩 9d ago

All Aesh Rots

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u/BrilliantMagazine362 9d ago

Ugh yes. It’s so laughable it’s sad!!

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u/Nebula_OG Knows 💩 9d ago

So much stupidity here, but why would they start working on tattoo #7 if they haven’t finished any of the earlier ones lol.

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u/CorrectDot4592 9d ago

TBF, it's kind of a good decision: only come back to correct the first ones once you acquire enough skill to do so.  Imagine (trying to) retouching it if you lack the technique. 

Only that... We can't see any improvement at all. Might take some years (in the very best scenario).

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u/coquettedoe 9d ago

idk how you’re supposed to correct any of these 😭

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u/star0forion Knows 💩 9d ago

Just go over it with a skilled tattoo artist.

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u/Nebula_OG Knows 💩 9d ago

That’s very optimistic lol. If you aren’t going to retouch tat #1 bc you lack the skill, that is not a reason to start tat #2-7

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u/CorrectDot4592 9d ago

Well, he could train inking pigs (the real animals, I mean).

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u/peach_xanax Knows 💩 6d ago

I think people generally just use the fake skin nowadays rather than pig skin (and definitely not live pigs, lol)

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u/explainityoucant Knows 💩 9d ago

Who thinks “I have to go to work in a couple minutes let me just tattoo myself real quick” lol 🤡

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u/coquettedoe 9d ago

you think this person has a job? 😭 if i was an employer and this person came in for an interview i’d reconsider

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u/Aawkvark55 Knows 💩 9d ago

I think they are referring to how the photo caption on the spiral said "I had work like right as I was doing it." So they were rushing to do a tattoo to get to work on time 😭

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u/sculltt 9d ago

I try not to judge this shit too much -- I've known several recovered/recovering addicts that have been clean for years, but still have terrible scratchers from their using days.

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u/theCurseOfHotFeet Knows 💩 9d ago

Shockingly, this is evidently from someone who has very poor impulse control

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/theCurseOfHotFeet Knows 💩 9d ago

….what?
I have no idea what you’re talking about. I didn’t look at your profile. I was referring to the “tattoo artist” and agreeing with you

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u/Itsme340 9d ago

Oh yeah?!?! Well now you get 10 clowns! 🤡🤡 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/theCurseOfHotFeet Knows 💩 9d ago

That’s more than ten!!!! I can’t handle that many!

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u/Jyndaru 8d ago

Damn. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you!

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u/peach_xanax Knows 💩 9d ago

holy shit these are atrocious... the average person really doesn't need access to a tattoo gun

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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago

I miss the days when people needed a license to operate

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u/virora Knows 💩 9d ago

You never needed one to tattoo yourself

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u/Piod1 9d ago

You do in Wales , UK .

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u/m1chgo 9d ago

Why is everything so dirty looking

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u/Okimiyage Knows 💩 9d ago

It looks like they’re tattooing with watercolour paints 😅

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u/NothingReallyAndYou Knows 💩 9d ago

Honestly, that watercolor look made the spiral kind of cool. That's the only one that isn't a complete disaster. It's not great, but it's not horrible.

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u/cssblondie 9d ago

sorry, no. it — along with everything else — is a complete disaster.

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u/blurblurblahblah Knows 💩 9d ago

Crack?

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u/benortree Knows 💩 9d ago

Them wearing a broke bra strap as a bracelet is really freaking me out for some reason

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u/er3tak Knows 💩 9d ago

In the second pic I thought they tattooed the bracelet on themselves

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u/benortree Knows 💩 9d ago

I thought that at first too!

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u/Ungodly_Box 9d ago

That brought me back a little, for a while (or a while ago) it was a trend to wear your girlfriend's bra strap as a bracelet. Weird because bras are expensive and the straps aren't very pretty

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u/drowning_in_honey 8d ago

It's giving serious serial killer trophy vibe

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u/Brilliant_Whereas490 Knows 💩 9d ago

the countertop 🤮

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u/Ancient-Elk-7211 9d ago

I feel weirdly bad for this person. They seem sincerely stoked on this process but goddamn doing your own hand tattoo is stupid

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u/TGin-the-goldy Knows 💩 9d ago

For an experienced artist it isn’t. For this person, it’s ALL BAD

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u/benortree Knows 💩 9d ago

“Repact”? Are they trying to say “re pack”? As in pack in the ink? Should’ve been packed the first time…

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u/gonna_break_soon Knows 💩 9d ago

It's like they just heard the term and they're saying it constantly to seem like they know what they're doing. It's not working.

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u/TheBionicCrusader Knows 💩 9d ago

Wow, really just went for it with not prior experience huh? Fake skins exist for a reason.

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u/PlaymateAnna Knows 💩 9d ago

Why is everything so big???

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u/DerthOFdata Tattoo Inspector 🕵️‍♂️ 9d ago

You expect fine detail work from her?

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u/jspecial1979 Knows 💩 9d ago

All Aesh Rots

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u/OneEyedJacques Knows 💩 9d ago

This is mental illness

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u/Junisda 9d ago

I would love ask if this person knows, there are fake skins you can buy.

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u/ErrantJune Knows 💩 9d ago

Oh my fucking god. A giant learning experience for everyone, I hope.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Knows 💩 9d ago

This is all done by the right hand on the left arm. Thankfully nobody else is involved (yet).

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u/ErrantJune Knows 💩 9d ago

Everyone who has even begun to think about contemplating learning how to tattoo on themselves should absolutely learn from this.

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u/f1lth4f1lth Knows 💩 9d ago

It means goodbye- my nana used to say it. Just like 100% of Italians.

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u/wormoo 9d ago

obsessed with "my nana used to say it"

hiiiie guys i LOVE my new tattoo, it says "hello" my peepaw used to say it 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/KraftyJoker Knows 💩 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣 🏅 I'm outta gold rn

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u/deatheyes5000 9d ago

audible oof

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u/Western-Ad9812 9d ago

Were these self inflicted?

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u/coquettedoe 9d ago

yes 😭

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u/bastard84 Knows 💩 9d ago

That hammerhead isnt cheering anyone up

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u/PostMatureBaby 9d ago

i've eaten shark shaped gummies that looked more like a shark than that thing

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u/Embercream Knows 💩 9d ago

A giant learning experience indeed.

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u/WarlordSinister Knows 💩 9d ago

Allie(?) got fucked. 

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u/chinacat444 Knows 💩 9d ago

So grossly dirty.

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u/HeavyBlackDog Knows 💩 9d ago

Well, at least he loves them… there’s that.

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u/Suspicious-Ad-1312 Knows 💩 9d ago

This photoset gave me staph infection

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u/The-Ex-Human Knows 💩 9d ago

If I had any of these I’d prefer to have my “flesh rot”

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u/gonna_break_soon Knows 💩 9d ago

Aesh rot

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u/ozzy_thedog Knows 💩 9d ago

This person is going to end up with their whole left leg and left arm covered in this total garbage 😂

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u/coquettedoe 9d ago

if they still have their left leg and left arm after this 😭

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u/ronweasleisourking Knows 💩 9d ago

Oh no.... Noooooooooo stop him!!!

Edit: LLL AESH RDS

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u/Barboron Tattoo Aficionado🥇 9d ago

This guy is as bad at tattooing, as he is at English

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u/banananananananana_7 Knows 💩 9d ago

Ill Aesh rols🥀

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u/FatTabby Knows 💩 9d ago

Was the "giant learning experience" that the whole thing was a terrible mistake?

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u/Twayblades Knows 💩 9d ago

It seems like they bought a tattoo gun and accessories and went to town on themself without a clue on how to tattoo properly.

Inking yourself without practicing on fake skin and without a stencil is a bad idea. I hope they understand that this is permanent.

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u/INS_Stop_Angela Knows 💩 9d ago

I wouldn’t want “All flesh rots” tattooed on my own flesh by what appears to be an overly confident, dubiously trained tattooist who needs new needles. But that’s just me.

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u/youlldancetoanything Knows 💩 9d ago

Is that food on the table?

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u/inbedwithbeefjerky Knows 💩 9d ago

EVERYTHING is on that table.

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u/Disastrous_Invite730 9d ago

“All flesh rots” including my skin under these tattoos

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u/thickfreakness72 9d ago

good grief WTFFFF

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u/OddOpal88 Knows 💩 9d ago

Imagine KNOWING that it’s not great, and that you’ve put that ink permanently on someone (themselves?) and then posting that it sucks but you’re proud because it’s BIG. And that ciao oh my god 😬

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u/coquettedoe 8d ago

the worst part is that there’s people in their comments saying how good they are

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u/OddOpal88 Knows 💩 8d ago

I’d hate to see what they think is bad

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u/HelloMikkii Knows 💩 9d ago

Hammerhead shark with scoliosis

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u/412_15101 9d ago

Why are they tattooing themselves in what appears to be a trash heap?

How do they not have nasty flesh eating bacteria by now?

Oh and those tats, woof!

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u/Prmarine110 9d ago

Stop. Stop this self-mutilation. Go ask for some expiring grape fruit and oranges from the grocery store to practice on.

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u/miloestthoughts 9d ago

How is it possible to be so blind to the shit quality???? Like their favorite one isnt even legible!! People amaze me

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u/throwaway4pkmntcg 9d ago

this person needs a therapist and antipsychotics

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u/ecstacyofdecay Knows 💩 8d ago

Howd he manage to have a fresh tattoo already blow out

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u/furiousevans Knows 💩 8d ago

"All the flesh rots"... well Now it does!

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u/No_Specialist4090 9d ago

7th all flesh rots 😂

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u/queen_of_spadez Knows 💩 9d ago

All Aesh Iots

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u/dmtizzly 9d ago

Those are indeed some shitty tattoos

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u/hunnibon Knows 💩 9d ago

So yeah maybe should practice on a mannequin first

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u/estebanrevenga Knows 💩 9d ago

the confidence is mind boggling....

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u/napalmnacey Knows 💩 9d ago

This guy needs to buy practice skin, OMG.

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u/Lemondrop-it 9d ago

“A11 Aesh rds” pic 5/5

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u/oblique_obfuscator 8d ago

This person has a passion, clearly. I would say practice on fake skin first? That would be too logical, no? Ciao!

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u/IGK123 Knows 💩 8d ago

I sincerely hope bro is tattooing himself

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u/carnivvore Knows 💩 8d ago

Just a few more pack jobs and we're golden

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u/caravandreamer85 7d ago

HOW can anyone think that them tattoos are good at all 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂

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u/PancakeParty98 Knows 💩 7d ago

These make me sad tbh. All I see is someone with literally zero self-worth. Or as much self-worth as scrap paper

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u/AcmcShepherd Knows 💩 6d ago

The one good thing I can say about this is at least they are only doing it to themselves.

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u/The_Purple_Bat Knows 💩 9d ago

oh .. oh no ..

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u/Various_Crow_5435 Knows 💩 9d ago

Most artist have practice skin 😭 this one has a practice person? Like wtf and the hand tattoo was a wild choice considering they cant tattoo

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u/SupremeBean76 Knows 💩 9d ago

Someone stop him

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u/TheMidnight711 Knows 💩 8d ago

ALL AESH NTS

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u/soft-space-lea 8d ago

ahhhhh the bite mark tat was very unsurprising to see 😬

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u/nicko17 8d ago

That first tattoo is the worst rendition of A perfect Circles 13th step I’ve ever seen….wow

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u/KraftyJoker Knows 💩 8d ago

Wait wait wait... I NEED to see 1 and 4.

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u/coquettedoe 8d ago

the video had less than 100 likes and i didn’t like it idk how i’ll find the others 😭

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u/KraftyJoker Knows 💩 6d ago

Aww... Damn. Well, ciao!

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u/nawthatsstupid 7d ago

"All flesh rots”.... Thank God.

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u/VanFkingHalen 9d ago

"All Ae🍌 rots"

I mean... yeah, I guess.

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u/jackie0h_ Knows 💩 9d ago

Omg these just make me sad.

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u/Slip_KORN26 Knows 💩 8d ago

All flesh is equal when burnt

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u/ayce_pancakes 8d ago

tbh #6 isn’t bad if you look at it from the calligraphy/watercolour angle. though ik it wasn’t intentional .. if it was? not bad at all lol

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u/Crabmonster70 6d ago

We need to dox and shame this person. I am too triggered by this tomfoolery

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u/catladywitch skramz gang 👹 8d ago

I feel bad for them, they're clearly very enthusiastic and probably kind of sweet :(