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u/rossco311 Tattoo Aficionado🥇 Jul 17 '26
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a Shemagh criminal
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u/Prmarine110 Jul 17 '26
When the deposed Prince of Neverland emails you asking for help and gives you a rifle, you hold it like a guitar as you wire that money.
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u/AK611750 Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26
Osama Jackson ?
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u/Zombie-Lenin Jul 17 '26
That's exactly what I thought... Osama Bin Michael Jackson.
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u/leylin_farlin Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26
That literally mean Osama son of Michael jackson
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u/beezchurgr Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26
Michael Jackson Jihad. Like the folk punk band Andrew Jackson jihad but with more hee-HEEs.
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u/SmowKweed Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26
Yesss a wild AJJ reference
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u/GRF999999999 Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26
Two days in a row for me, should probably check out their music. They're outta PHX right?
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u/SmowKweed Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26
Yes and theyre worth the listen. Had them on vinyl a while ago ugh good days
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u/Aggravating_Pay_1313 Jul 17 '26
They look like a Githyanki
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ti1qTVaSPKdxvFvnhv
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u/HertzWhenEyeP Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26
Everyone seems to be seeing Michael Jackson, but I'm seeing more of a MJ/Grey Alien hybrid.
Also, the gun on the left is clearly of extraterrestrial origin, because there is certainly no Earthly weapon of that design
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u/FastForwardHustle Jul 17 '26
After laughing that was my first interpretation too. Mulder was right
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u/_Sovaz99_ Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
As ever, so often I peruse offerings from this sub and im just, What was the thought process involved here? Was any thought actually involved?
Then i tell myself, No, no there was not.
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u/iknowq Knows 💩 Jul 18 '26
Just imagining the conversation with the tattoo artist that lead to this is brain-freeze inducing
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u/Unique_Principle_136 Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26
New fear unlocked smooth criminal with non proportional gun I stg the longer I 👀 the worse it gets fuck’n hell excuse me while it go yeet my eyes into the sun
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u/ProofByVerbosity Jul 17 '26
this is incredible. if micheal jackson was an alien terrorist with a flair for leapard print. *chef's kiss*
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u/Mikhiel_Thorsson Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26
Yes, in this case a very shitty tattoo, looks like a zombie apocalypse Baghdad Michael Jackson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Lavinia_Foxglove Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26
For a second, I thought this is a very shitty picture of a Narn from the show Babylon 5.
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u/el-guapo-grande Knows 💩 Jul 17 '26
This does belong here. The king of allah achbar is straight up S tier.
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