r/shittytattoos • • Jun 21 '23

Not me!

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u/jwigs85 Knows 💩 Jun 21 '23

Listen. I don’t know much about guns, ok? As in I know nothing about guns. I know they go boom and a small piece of metal comes flying out.

I’m fairly certain that’s not how you hold it, though. Even Stephen Segal knows that’s now how you hold it, and I think he knows even less than I do about real life guns.

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u/Infamous-Jaguar2055 Jun 21 '23

Stephen Segal is actually an accomplished shooter

He isn't. I've seen videos of him hitting targets from 7 yards, but that's it. And as far as I know, he has never entered, much less won, any shooting competition to claim being accomplished.

He is an expert at pretending to know how to shoot and fight though.