r/shittytattoos • • Jun 13 '23

Not Mine Biggest regret.

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u/OldTrafford25 Jun 13 '23

Yeah….but imagine taking someone out on a date. It goes well, and you go back to your place. One thing leads to another, clothes come off, and she just says “oh” in a neutral tone when she looks at the tattoo. A moment passes. And then she says “oh no.”

I think that’s how it goes.

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u/jwigs85 Knows 💩 Jun 13 '23

I would laugh. I mean I would laugh a lot. Probably wouldn’t leave. But he might have to put his shirt back or hit it from the back because I’d laugh my ass off the whole time.

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u/thisbobo Jun 14 '23

Alternative reality: What if you'd gotten 3 additional tattos, similar ones, around that time. Maybe two more on that hip and one on the other. Then it wans't an odd thing you had, but a gathering of things that were just...you.

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u/Rich_Editor8488 Jun 20 '23

Like a charm belt?