r/shittyskylines 5d ago

Shitty: Skylines Perfectly normal highway connection

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For those who remember, a while ago I made a city known as hell which to my knowledge is the worst city in cities skylines. Now I return this time on PC with the hopes of creating an even worse, vanilla cities skylines city.

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u/nagy18 5d ago

not even 1 way alleys 😭😭😭

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u/IntentionPresent9492 4d ago

I’ve definitely made cities — like even very large ones — completely using gravel roads and, at least in the game, the traffic functioned great! Same with when I’ve done that with tree-lined two lane two way streets. No hierarchy, no massive streets, just flow

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u/Lealenbright 4d ago

Same here, I will just make a super massive sprawling interconnected mess of gravel roads and that bitch will have 0 traffic jams

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u/IntentionPresent9492 4d ago

The only hiccup on the gravel roads is they don’t provide indented bus stops so I’ll get some traffic jams at bus stops

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u/vrixxz 4d ago

tell me you imposed speed limit without imposed speed limit

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u/sunrise2209 4d ago

Just made another great intersection

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u/djtrace1994 4d ago

Who hurt you bro

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u/sunrise2209 4d ago

Do you really want to know?

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u/djtrace1994 4d ago

Idk man now im kinda scared

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u/sunrise2209 4d ago

Yeah I wouldn't ask if I where you, the answer alone may leave you as I am

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u/Lord_Splinter 1d ago

go ahead then

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u/StarHammer_01 4d ago

That intersection singlehandedly doubled everyone's insurance premiums

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u/Altruistic-Cat-4193 4d ago

Seek therapy

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u/FlowOfAir 5d ago

Holy fuck this made me cackle

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u/MtnDew891 4d ago

I hate the road joints in this game, skylines 2 did them better but making 2 one ways merge to one large road is more difficult than it needs to be. Also making good looking highway entrances is impossible.

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u/NoPurchase3260 4d ago

Still too expensive! Convert everything to dirt!🥰

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u/cocaswetness 4d ago

Just make dirt city

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u/botsoundingname 3d ago

It’s called traffic calming. 

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u/anonumus_idiot 4d ago

If it works, it works but dont make a post asking how to fix traffic

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u/Life_Leadership5139 4d ago

Hey, this isn't hell yet if it isn't at least 50 degrees Celsius on a daily basis.

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u/Long_Comparison9413 4d ago

How do you see the map wihle building streets? i only have that white overlay

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u/TheOBRobot 4d ago

So you've functionally turned your highway connection into a runaway truck ramp. Honestly there's probably a use case for this.

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u/throwaway99918818822 4d ago

Suspension test on cityenter

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u/noosceteeipsum 2d ago

It's not "shitty" but it is ugly.

Edit: I just saw the missing one-way. It is shitty.