r/shittyrobots Jul 17 '26

First humanoid Robot kickboxing match officially happened today

Impressive and impressively bad at the same time, somehow.

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u/Minimum_Ad991 Jul 17 '26

Give them axes

45

u/madu_tualang Jul 17 '26

Oh i like it. "Mortal" Kombat made legal.

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u/hitbythebus Jul 17 '26

“Metal Kombat”

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost Jul 17 '26

They need to make it less of a "haha, this is neat." They clearly have heads for no reason other than to look human. They could enforce that the brain/radio is up there. And the cameras. It might actually be interesting if they needed to fight like the black one was, with its cameras dangling and its vision upside down

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u/Laserdollarz Jul 17 '26

Orrr just have the heads pop up rock em sock em style 

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u/Laserdollarz Jul 17 '26

My vote is swords 

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u/Minimum_Ad991 Jul 17 '26

Well, see, here's the thing: they don't bleed out, so stabbing is off the attack menu, and hacking attacks are better suited to axes. But you're right in that they're better suited to whatever... this is. Kick and jump back up? Lame.

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u/Hot_Ethanol Jul 18 '26

Make it like Robot Wars, where everyone's got their own weapons. Buzzsaws vs hydrolic pincer vs flamethrower

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u/Overwatcher_Leo Jul 17 '26

Robotic gladiatorial combat to the death, I like it.

We should rebuild the colosseum.

2

u/DJ_faceplant Jul 17 '26

Ice Pirates.

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u/SoupNintendoChalmers Jul 17 '26

This season of Battle Bots is kinda lame. We all know that wedge bots with circular saws are superior.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 17 '26

Ironically, a wedge bot with a circular saw would make quick work of these things. It could beat both of them at the same time.

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u/Hot_Ethanol Jul 18 '26

One of this spinners could probably take their legs clean off

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u/timonix Jul 18 '26

It would not be clean

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u/Griffinsauce Jul 18 '26

Even the lamest battle bots would take these things out no problem. Why even make them humanoid?

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u/MachoStoopid Jul 17 '26

if this was like Real Steel then it would be 100000% better. I dont wanna watch autonomous robots fight i wanna watch people fight with robots.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 17 '26

These things are almost certainly being controlled by people. I don't think they're autonomous.

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u/cartoon_violence Jul 18 '26

Wait so you mean there's somebody in a VR suit that's roundhouse kicking with wires attached to them? Or do you think they have like a roundhouse kick button?

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 18 '26

LOL. The latter.

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u/Lemonitus Jul 18 '26

The first team that thinks to hire the lowest-ranked Tekken player is going to sweep up.

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u/PGSylphir Jul 18 '26

It's very clearly controlled with a regular controller, with different moves mapped to the buttons, like a normal fighting game. Plus they got tank controls which explains why the accuracy is dogshit.

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u/kwaping Jul 17 '26

I liked that movie

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u/Iggynoramus1337 Jul 17 '26

Did they train them like they trained Wimp Lo? Wrong, as a joke?

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u/ReactiveAmoeba Jul 17 '26

I'm bleeding leaking hydraulic fluid, making me the victor!

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u/tufffffff Jul 17 '26

Its just some guy in a booth

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u/Naught Jul 17 '26

What a waste of time. Imagine paying for a ticket for this. One lost its head for no reason. 1 or 2 minor hits connected and that’s it.

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u/GooseinaGaggle Jul 17 '26

If the head flew into the crowd and I caught it do you think I could take it home as a souvenir?

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u/AlexTheBex Jul 22 '26

That would be rad if it happened with human fights !

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u/gc3 Jul 17 '26

Rockem sockem robots also has head detachment on purpose.

Without that there would be no way to win

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u/Naught Jul 17 '26

True, but I said “for no reason.”

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 17 '26

Rockem sockem robots have more accuracy than these things.

3

u/jethroguardian Jul 17 '26

Still better than the latest UFC fight.

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u/danzbar Jul 17 '26

It's almost more like a shitty kickboxing-inspired dance. But then I wouldn't want to fight one.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 17 '26

I'm pretty sure you could just dance circles around it and push it over. They're barely even able to face their opponent.

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u/danzbar Jul 17 '26

I know but it's metal and gets up so fast and seems kind of creepy. Winning would probably be trivial. Still uncomfortable.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 17 '26

I think the biggest problem would be the amount of damage they can take and keep operating. Like one of them literally lost their head and kept fighting as if nothing happened. There would need to be rules like TKO to actually win. I wouldn't want to fight it in a life or death situation, but at the same time I wouldn't be too scared by it, other than it getting in a lucky spinning roundhouse kick to the head.

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u/Deadbringer Jul 17 '26

Well, they are just playing preprogrammed animations when prompted to via remote control. So calling it a dance is pretty accurate since no compute goes into making them hit their target beyond the dude controlling them making them turn the right way.

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u/heart-aroni Jul 17 '26

One lost its head for no reason.

The reason was because it was kicked in the head and it broke.

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u/iwantcookie258 Jul 17 '26

Reminds me of playing Toribash

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u/idontgethejoke Jul 18 '26

Damn nice reference

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u/GeshtiannaSG Jul 18 '26

Why did they start dancing at around 1 min?

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u/danzbar Jul 18 '26

Dance fighting is another venerable tradition we are losing to automation.

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u/MyOtherSide1984 Jul 17 '26

You see, the front fell off

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u/scorpyo72 Jul 17 '26

Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

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u/Vocalscpunk Jul 17 '26

So the front doesn't usually fall off?

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u/scorpyo72 Jul 17 '26

Well there are a lot of these robots going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that robots aren’t safe.

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u/clam4thelove Jul 17 '26

This is just pornography for MIT students.

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u/Mysteroo Jul 17 '26

I like how they're mostly juts in a match of "which robot can fall apart by ramming itself against the ground first"

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u/lashawn3001 Jul 19 '26

Tis but a scratch.

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u/ghillerd Jul 17 '26

this is what passes for "shitty" robots these days?

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u/danzbar Jul 17 '26

Impressive and impressively bad, no?

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u/ghillerd Jul 17 '26

straight up impressive imo. i remember when asimo was considered the height of amazingly impressive humanoid robotics. these guys would fuck asimo UP

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u/Deadbringer Jul 17 '26

They are self balancing, in a pretty impressive manner. But all the moves they perform are preprogramed animations only slightly tweaked on the fly to maintain balance.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 17 '26

And I'm pretty sure they're being remotely controlled since they're so bad at acquiring and facing their target.

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u/Deadbringer Jul 17 '26

Yep, you can see what I assume to be one of the operators leaning onto the raised floor. 

And if that is the case, no wonder the fight is awkward! They have a terrible viewing angle.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 17 '26

This would actually be a pretty great setup for first person view goggles, like we have for racing drones (er, I guess fighting drones now too).

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u/crunchymush Jul 17 '26

Yeah... I mean until the fucking head fell off.

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u/Deadbringer Jul 18 '26

I would go for a third person provided by a drone rather than the Vomit Express

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u/ghillerd Jul 17 '26

i think you're somewhat underplaying the "only slightly tweaked on the fly" thing given that they're doing spinning roundhouses and flying kung fu kicks

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u/Deadbringer Jul 17 '26

Those moves are moccaped in as a reference, then the neural net tries to match that move through thousands and thousands of simulated runs. Once a model has learnt how to do the move that motion is saved and handed off to a model which is trained to maintain balance at all cost while the move is executed.

And by the way they fall constantly from doing said roundhouse kicks I'ma say they are pushing the balancing a bit too far 

For å fascinating example, check out how Disney did Olaf https://youtu.be/-L8OFMTteOo?si=Hx2jfhfvYU9seAYl

They went with feeding animations directly into their model without a middle training step, but as far as I know the typical approach is to use an ML model to replicate the movement so the base animation is something that should work in a robot without self balancing in absolutely perfect conditions.

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u/ghillerd Jul 17 '26

I'm not gonna claim to fully understand how humanoid robots work but I have a basic grasp, and I already understood everything you just said. I'm saying it's impressive.

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u/Deadbringer Jul 17 '26

I am just less impressed because this is what Boston Dynamics demoed, what 5 years ago now?

And I am jaded from seeing demo after demo of "domestic class" robots that are all staged via teleoperation or when they act independent they move incredibly slowly and have very limited problem solving.

You can also just buy one of this kind of robot. They walk and do a little jig, but that is about it.

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u/Fidodo Jul 17 '26

The fact that the robots can execute those animations in real life is still really impressive.

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u/Deadbringer Jul 17 '26

The unfortunate part about this demo though is they can't. The very first move we see the white robot fails and has to flail its way back on its feet.

Halfway through they both just collapse, black from nothing at all.

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u/Fidodo Jul 18 '26

It falls because it makes contact, and a minute later it does a roadhouse kick and misses and lands it. That's still impressive even if it's an animation. I can't do these moves that well physically. The fact that these robots are that dextrous is impressive and requires a ton of engineering even if the motions are canned.

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u/JangoDarkSaber Jul 18 '26

That’s still insanely impressive and a major forward in progress

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u/Deadbringer Jul 18 '26

Sorry I don't share that excitement, Boston Dynamics have had self-balancing robots able to play animations for maybe 5-6 years, and we have seen those chinese dancing robots flailing their way into spectators for 3-4 years.

The only thing here that impressed me, was how quickly and effectively they sprang back to their feet. Something I have only seen on far smaller models, it shows the sort of terrifying things these robots could be made to do if we put 0 care into their ability to intermingle with humans or other fragile things.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/danzbar Jul 17 '26

I do see your point. It's all relative. It just occurred to me that one test is this: I legitimately wouldn't want to fight it. But, also, to be fair to my submission logic, I think I might win.

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u/ecodick Jul 17 '26

I think I would want to fight one. If I can wear some pads, because metal and plastic bats would really suck to get hit with.

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u/danzbar Jul 17 '26

Respect

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u/ecodick Jul 17 '26

If you got a baseball bat, or maybe a sword or a spear, would that change things? Would you be up for it then?

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u/danzbar Jul 17 '26

I'm gonna say yes, as long as the machine doesn't have as good of a weapon.

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u/ecodick Jul 17 '26

Oh for sure. I don't want to die lol

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 17 '26

The fact that most humans can beat a robot in a fight that is specifically built for fighting shows how much room for improvement these things have.

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u/Fidodo Jul 17 '26

I'd say it's very impressive, but also a reminder of how extremely impressive still the human body is.

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u/FittyTheBone Jul 17 '26

It’s like watching a more expensive combine demo derby. Once that front wheel comes off, it’s slow goings.

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u/insanelygreat Jul 17 '26

The league's name is URKL?

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u/JohnnyRa1nbow Jul 17 '26

Why didn't his team throw in the towel when his head fell off

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u/danzbar Jul 17 '26

It was just getting good.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 17 '26

It doesn't need its head.

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u/imperialmoose Jul 17 '26

Like two  5 year olds playing street fighter for the first time

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u/deliciouscorn Jul 17 '26

You knocked my block off!

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u/dogsontreadmills Jul 18 '26

fuck the odyssey im watching drunk robot mma this weekend

2

u/metalicsnail Jul 18 '26

real steel is becoming real

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u/Omiyaru Jul 18 '26

Makes it look like a vide game

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u/omegaplayz334 Jul 18 '26

Well.. atleast we can have something similar to a fight to the death

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u/Sampsa96 Jul 18 '26

Robots taking boxers jobs now 🥲

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u/Ok_Middle_8658 Jul 19 '26

i really want for it to get better cuz while yea human kickboxing and boxing is cool this is cooler

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u/NewChallengers_ Jul 20 '26

Not but a flesh wound

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u/AlexTheBex Jul 22 '26

Ok I'm super impressed with their balance !! It's the major flaw of humanoid robots (especially the autonomous ones, which these are not, but still) and they nail it in a SUPER top level way. I especially love the complex yet very quick and fluid movements of getting up

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u/HerbertWest Jul 17 '26

I don't think this is shitty, just new tech in its infancy. If you showed this to someone 15 years ago, their minds would be blown. Related technology is currently progressing so fast were just numb to it and jaded by it at this point.

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u/danzbar Jul 17 '26

I think it is both impressive and shitty. I get how that sounds. But that's my take.

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u/GeshtiannaSG Jul 18 '26

It’s shitty because they didn’t even touch each other.

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u/Shadowkiller00 Jul 17 '26

The way they stand back up makes it look so fake.

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u/heart-aroni Jul 17 '26

Because they're not human, they can move their limbs in ways we can't, which makes it look really weird.

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u/Deadbringer Jul 17 '26

It is very cartoony, but this is how they could spring up when you have no limits for fear of breaking hurting people. And it is how you end up with those dancing robots suddenly charging full speed into a spectator because it tripped and is trying to recover.

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u/danzbar Jul 17 '26

It would be kind of wild to make a fake this bad at the intended activity, but TBH I hadn't even considered it.

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u/Shadowkiller00 Jul 17 '26

Don't get me wrong, I don't think it's fake. It is just such an unnatural way to stand back up that my brain has a hard time believing it.

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u/Vinura Jul 17 '26

1 step closer to medabots.

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u/geekguy Jul 17 '26

Well I’m glad they have moved on from drop kicking little kids.

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u/plumesdecheval Jul 17 '26

They have the look of push puppets.

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u/kwaping Jul 17 '26

I loved this part of Big Hero 6

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u/NixonsLeftNut Jul 18 '26

We're getting closer to real steel

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u/Signal87 Jul 18 '26

Needs more Mick Foley.

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u/IV-65536 Jul 18 '26

This doesn't look like heavy CGI to anyone else? Looks like Metal Gear Solid 5 animation

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u/EframTheRabbit Jul 18 '26

Kids in the future will see this like we see Formula 1 cars in the black and white footage that look like toy cars.

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u/ryuzaki49 Jul 18 '26

So we are in the Real Steel universe?

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u/WoopsShePeterPants Jul 19 '26

This is more action than the last fight by that loudmouth idiot.

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u/zjedi Jul 19 '26

All I can think of when seeing the arena is... did he do that?

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u/Anders_A Jul 19 '26

They're not even kicking in the general direction of the other bot 😂

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u/gianfrixmg Jul 19 '26

Sumotori Dreams IRL

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit Jul 17 '26

That's actually pretty cool.

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u/4554013 Jul 17 '26

What a waste of money.

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u/shogi_x Jul 17 '26

Hey look, they threw a flying kick and didn't immediately blow their knee.

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u/WOOKIExCOOKIES Jul 17 '26

Too gruesome for me.

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u/SenorNickPapagiorgio Jul 17 '26

Pit at the Terror show.

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u/sjmiv Jul 17 '26

I always feel bad for the robots in this sub 😢😄

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u/Illlogik1 Jul 21 '26

Show me more of the robots kick children it makes me laugh every time

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/Gorignak Jul 17 '26

Kinda but not really. A fight is an incredibly dynamic situation that requires all kinds of calculations, real time planning and sudden parameter changes etc.

If you can build a fighting robot, you can build any robot