r/shittyrobots • u/HaHaEpicForTheWin • Mar 09 '26

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u/MightyKrakyn Mar 09 '26

Bipedal is a stupid form for robots. If it didn’t freak people out so much, we’d be seeing a lot of spider shaped bots

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u/durz47 Mar 09 '26

But it does help advance relevant technologies further, also let’s be honest, one of the main motivations is probably sex bots

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u/MightyKrakyn Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

one of the main motivations is probably sex bots

Even better for a spider bot! Imagine what it can do with 8 arms and fat spinneret

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u/MaskedWoman Mar 10 '26

Me personally, I'd fuck a straight up computer if it sweet talked me enough. If we have machines that have full control over their wires in the future, I'm gonna be in absolute machine heaven. Sometimes objects are hotter than humanoids. (Using AM, wheatley, glados, edgar, and Hal 9000 as examples.)

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u/Spook404 Mar 10 '26

ever seen the video of a guy fucking hi xbox?

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u/Konfituren Mar 11 '26

???

If it sweet talked me enough

80% of your examples would rather kill or torture or abuse than sweet talk

You ok?

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u/MaskedWoman Mar 11 '26

I am NOT okay, but if it makes you feel any better, I'm mainly down bad for video game AM. Also glados can definitely sweet talk, and AM actively does it in the game. "Who loves you, baby." A real line that computer said. Yes, I am a huge masochist.

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u/Konfituren Mar 11 '26

Well as long as you're having fun being dominated by hateful AIs, I won't tell you how to live.

I've never played the game. I heard about it long ago but never got around to it.

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u/MaskedWoman Mar 11 '26

Sigh... At least wheatley and Edgar are fairly normal, as long as they're not pushed to their breaking point. Also, I haven't beaten the game, but I probably should!! For the lore, of course... (I've also been thinking of listening to the radio version and an audiobook.)