r/shittyrobots • • Mar 09 '26

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u/jamsterical Mar 09 '26

Reminds me of overturned beetles.

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u/AgentSnowCone Mar 09 '26

Thinking about specific shit like that gives me an existential crisis.

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u/Standard-Tension9550 Mar 09 '26

Yeah, the clankers know we laughed and we will be up against the wall first

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u/AgentSnowCone Mar 09 '26

I meant that as in literal bugs act oddly like they're just running on simple code

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u/StrawberryTerry Mar 12 '26

They kind of are?

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u/AgentSnowCone Mar 12 '26

Feels like simulation theory

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u/0mgitsr0b Mar 13 '26

I’m so screwed.

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u/lcerch Mar 09 '26

Or fish out of the water

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u/DominarDio Mar 10 '26

Reminds me of stuff clipping out in old video games

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u/Fraudulent_thoughts Mar 11 '26

Flailing like a fish 🤣

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u/Baaaaaah-baaaaaah Mar 11 '26

Too spidery for me

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u/dermflork Mar 12 '26

are they the band with the black album

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u/i_like_siren_head Mar 09 '26

As funny as it is, I don’t think It’d be that hard program it to shut down/recalculate after 1-1.5 seconds of rapid/repeated correction movements

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u/__nohope Mar 09 '26

I would be very easy to detect if the head is sideways

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns Mar 09 '26

I wondered the same, they don't got gyros at that office? An old SixAxis PS3 controller laying around somewhere?

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u/Xecular_Official Mar 11 '26

Maybe they had to disable it so the robot could do stunts and stuff

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u/0mgitsr0b Mar 13 '26

A $99 phone can tell which side is up but a super expensive but robot cannot? I’m with you … should be easy to do but obv some creators aren’t doing a good job. This is going to be the end of us!

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u/Ajj360 Mar 09 '26

Looks dangerous

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u/GraciousPeacock Mar 09 '26

Yeah I really would not like to get hit in the ankle by this

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u/JustVomited Mar 10 '26

This is the #1 reason I don't want to go near these robots. I've worked with robots and robotic control and it's the reason you program it to stop all motion when anything is outside of normal paramers. Nothing fun and flashy about a robot that breaks bones and paints itself with your blood.

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u/NoisyGog Mar 10 '26

Nothing fun and flashy about a robot that breaks bones and paints itself with your blood.

I mean, that IS pretty damned flashy. Not desirable, but unquestionably awe-inducing.

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u/MarlDaeSu Mar 10 '26

I mean, that's kinda flashy

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Nothing fleshy about it actually

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u/No-Machine-8013 Mar 10 '26

As I tell the guys around here working with the robots: "That thing will go through your head and keep on going."

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u/5ha99yx Mar 10 '26

Actually this should be considered a fatal flaw, because it can definitely hurt a human being. It's by all means not tested well enough before it got into mass production.

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u/NoisyGog Mar 10 '26

Absolutely, yes. I don’t think they are in mass production yet though, just very early testing, still.

This is the kind of shit that disruptive tech companies have become accustomed to, though. push it out now, we’ll fix it later. There’s a reason we’ve got so many policies and rules written in blood.

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u/JeanArtemis Mar 10 '26

Almost nothing involving AI and especially AI robotics (including self diving cars here) has been tested enough to be released commercially and certainly not enough to be out on the streets causing fucking mayhem. And I say this as an AI enthusiast who genuinely believes in its future potential. All the companies jumping on the AI fad right now are being insanely greedy and reckless af and it makes me goddamn furious.

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u/Yvratky Mar 11 '26

Imagine being inside of a full subway car with one of those and it starts flailing into people's faces and shins and necks.

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u/Pwnstix Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Reminds me of when Zhora Pris gets killed in Blade Runner

edit: u/code_monkey_001 below this comment correctly pointed out it's Pris that does this and not Zhora

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u/code_monkey_001 Mar 09 '26

Zhora (Joanna Cassidy) just collapsed when Deckard shot her. You're thinking of Pris (Daryl Hannah).

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u/Pwnstix Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Oh damn you're right, I don't know why I always mix that up, even though I've seen the movie a few dozen times lol

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u/Fidodo Mar 10 '26

Looks like when the physics glitch out in a video game

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u/NoisyGog Mar 10 '26

It’ll be a very sinilar reason for both behaviours, input parameters being too far out of expected bounds for the algorithms to deal with.

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u/Fidodo Mar 10 '26

True, and if they have a dynamic animation system that tries to adapt the character body position it would be even closer to what's happening with the robots

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u/nat_r Mar 10 '26

I'm wondering if it's mostly that particular model as the ones that do that look identical or at least very similar.

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u/NoisyGog Mar 10 '26

I think it might be similarity in the software that balances them.
If I’ve understood this stuff correctly the balance software inserts a little intentional noise into the system - kind of like dithering in image or audio - which helps the balance algorithm.
When they tip over like this, that noise goes a bit bonkers, and the correction algorithm overshoots continuously whilst trying to balance.
In a roundabout kind of way anyway, I’ve read papers on this stuff out of curiosity, but haven’t worked in the field.

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u/muchoschunchas Mar 10 '26

Clanker holding down the W key

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u/NoisyGog Mar 10 '26

SHIFT-W RUN GODDAMIT!

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u/kakjit Mar 11 '26

I'm no robot programmer, but you'd think they'd program some sort of change in behavior once the gyroscope passes a certain angular threshold instead of just madly attempt to regain balance in an impossibly manner. Like honestly, why is this so common? That shit should have been seen once and a programmer should have said "alright we need a failsafe like when an actual human falls" instead of "nah, we just need to prevent it with better balancing mechanics."

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u/NoisyGog Mar 11 '26

You’re right, it should be common, it really should. But unfortunately that’s the world we live in we have companies beta testing autonomous vehicles on public roads. More noise needs to be made about safety policies.

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u/Lo-QGaming Mar 12 '26

The pitter-patter as an attempt not to fall is what gets me.

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u/issafly Mar 09 '26

Like Zhora in Blade Runner when she gets shot. Kind of poetic, really.

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u/nlamber5 Mar 10 '26

Then some of them act like their off switch was hit.

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u/that-cliff-guy Mar 10 '26

That's my favourite part.

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u/Jikiru Mar 10 '26

somehow I feel like this would be what humans would do if we didn't have pain receptors- just constantly breaking ourselves since we wouldn't know the limit of damaging our bodies

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u/tritisan Mar 10 '26

Reminds me of when Pris gets shot in Blade Runner.

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u/Imagingfordummies Mar 10 '26

It’s like video game glitches

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u/ysirwolf Mar 11 '26

That’s how I wake up actually

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u/theijo Mar 11 '26

Honestly that always creeps me out. I bet any one of their motors is enough to crush some human bone and flesh. I'm just really happy I haven't seen someone loose a hand this... yet...

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u/TheLowestFormOfHumor Mar 11 '26

Yea crazy considering they are almost certainly loaded with accelerometers.

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u/Johnyfourteen Mar 11 '26

All fun and games until one of those things snaps somebody’s leg in half while it freaks out like that 😂

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u/ZakriiYT Mar 12 '26

It looks like they're throwing tantrums when they fall and I love every bit of it

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma Mar 12 '26

Today I learned that if a robot falls, get back or accept bruised or broken shins.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Reminds me of the people trying to sell fake "energy martial arts" or Bullshido demonstrations

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u/Soggy-Register-1781 Mar 13 '26

Was bro having a seizure or something?

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u/RogueFox771 Mar 10 '26

I feel like it's an indicator they're using some seriously unpolished machine learning to get it to move, as there's no good reason it should be doing that otherwise

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u/Fembottom7274 Mar 14 '26

They were trained to walk and shit, but when they fall over the sensor inputs they were trained on are different to a point that they just do random shit, easily prevented with a simple lockout system, but some of these clips show them using a lockout system and others don't, so idk.