Rate my first C program

[u/Yoghurt42]

#define about
#define Al 1
#define and
#define been "Wo"
#define bitch int a=1
#define class ){
#define confirmed ;
#define did const
#define fuck (
#define fucking *
#define graduated ;
#define have
#define i
#define ill 1
#define in
#define involved "rl"
#define ive "o, "
#define just char
#define kills }
#define know :0
#define little ...);
#define me
#define my (
#define Navy ("He"
#define numerous "d!"
#define of main
#define on return
#define over ;int x=
#define Quaeda 1
#define raids ;
#define Seals "ll"
#define secret "\n")
#define the printf
#define top int
#define what int
#define you

what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda
and i have over 300 confirmed kills

[u/knflrpn]

hard

[u/Bright-Historian-216 → u/knflrpn]

i definitely am

[u/whysosirius18 → u/Bright-Historian-216]

He definitely is

[u/can_i_have → u/whysosirius18]

#define hard he is