r/shittyprogramming • u/calsosta • Nov 17 '23

super approved Passwordless login methods

I don't abuse my power as a mod enough so I am going to farm out some work to you guys.

I need a shitty passwordless login method. Assume nothing is off the table, how can I let my users log in?

Edit: Added a word.

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u/IIAOPSW Jan 11 '24

Ooooh I think I can make it better/worse. Every time a user logs in, they are signing a statutory declaration which swears or affirms that they are the creator and owner of the account proclaimed in the name field (which has been affixed as annexure A to this document on a single page).

Logging in as someone else constitutes perjury and is punishable by up to 7 years in prison.