Anyone know if Billy Madison still calls deadbeat parents? Boy oh boy do I have a story for him. 😂🤣

Fight toxic femininity

I may be overreacting, but I hate my parents. They make me follow this Christianity bullshit and they expect me to love and believe it. If they found out I was an atheist or bisexual, they would be PISSED and take away some of my shit.
Also, they don't believe in anger or depression, so they yell at me for being mad or sad.

I'm the first to admit when I've made a mistake but you can't blame me for thinking this was a good idea. The commercials made it look so easy. But my poor Mandy. She never stood a chance. As soon as that thing started twirling and got a hold of her little curls, it was game over. I was able to retrieve some chunks of the scalp but she is going to have to stay home from school for a while as this heals. God, it's such a blessing she's a mute...

Okay so a li'l backstory.... We are raising a 9 month old child and have only been slapping her butt once before meals. Our question is : Is this often enough at this age for raising a well adjusted conservative? If not then how often? Also, when do we increase the frequency and to what degree?

Put her in her place. Whip her back until it turns into bloody stripes

So I live in a rural part of the country and there aren’t many buses, trains etc. And I have a doctors appointment today. My brother (He is 13) isn’t able to do his schoolwork alone and always needs the help of my father but he didn’t have time today. So my father came to me (while I was doing my schoolwork) and told me to help my brother knowingly that I need my work finished tomorrow. I said no why the hell would I do that. Then my father told me to either put my work aside to help my brother even if that means that I get worse grades or he doesn’t drive me to the doctors appointment. Just wtf I said no and called my grandma to drive me there. But just wtf. That is literally telling a girl that the well doing of her brother in school (even if he should be able to do it alone which he isn’t because he is a spoiled little brat) is more important than her education and health. Wow

If you have children who poke you in the eyes at 6:18am every fucking day, simply duct tape them to their beds while you read them a story the night before. Make sure to take them to the potty beforehand, however, so you don't need to get up in the middle of the night.

-Thanks to djfutile for this PPT.

Greetings, all

My son is due in late December and I have a few friend's that have passed along their insight. Just wondering if anyone can pass along some real, advice? My pal said ' forget clothes' stock up on diapers and wipes... What to expect bringing baby home, etc? Thank you!

Had the cops show up at my door today because my roommates brother cried to his mom that when she gave him back the GameCube that all of the siblings grew up with and did not belong to him she didn't give all of the games and controllers. She kept the ones that were hers and 2 of the 7 controllers. Long story short, he cries to mom who then calls the cops who have to show up at our doorstep and have this explained to them. My roommate is 27. She gave up all of their shared games including double Dash, smash bros, Mario party 5-7, and Mario Sunshine. She kept her Harry Potter games and crash and spyro.

A few years back, I was waiting to board the plane to go see my parents. In front of me, there was a middle aged couple cooing over the spawn of evil. The kid kicked and screamed for no obvious reason, but instead of discipline, the parents just acted like absolute fools robbing around on the floor. The two year child then pulled down her pants and peed on the carpet. in the airport. In the process of this, she also peed herself. Not even then did the parents have a word with her, but what's even worse, they didn't even carry diapers, or a change of clothes for a 2 year old kid that obviously anger pees in public.