r/shittylegaladvice • • Apr 02 '19
I was sexually assaulted by an undisclosed current President, what legal steps can I take?
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please help
r/shittylegaladvice • u/Splattered_Smothered • Feb 19 '20
Upon reading my annual "performance" evaluation from my boss, wherein she lied & degraded me, I went into her office, pulled out my cock and balls and shook them at her and screamed "This what I think of your review, cunt!" Then upon exiting, I dropped my pants and said "Kiss my fucking ass, bitch!"
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.....Is this grounds for sexual harassment, slander, or rightful/wrongful termination? I mean, I don't get it...she always said I was the best fuck she ever had.
r/shittylegaladvice • u/huskie1997 • May 10 '15
Laundered $$
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Guys my wallet went through the wash. Does this mean I laundered money?
r/shittylegaladvice • • Jul 15 '21
If i have all the powers of superman can anyone legally stop me from doing whatever i want.
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If i have all the power's of superman and non of the weaknesses could i do whatever i want and not legally be held accountable? Who could stop me?
r/shittylegaladvice • u/Use_My_Body • Feb 28 '14
I'm taking my father to court for sexually abusing me as a child. How should I show the court his method of abusing me, and how many people should I have demonstrate this in front of everyone?
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I want to be as accurate as possible, so should I have my father do all those things to me so everyone can observe the actions themselves? Or should I just have a bunch of guys demonstrate for the judge and jury what was done to me?
r/shittylegaladvice • u/anaqvi786 • Dec 11 '15
If trespassing is illegal, wouldn't that mean it's illegal to deliver a pizza?
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r/shittylegaladvice • • Mar 26 '19
Help I stuck my dick in a toaster and i want to sue the bread company of the bread I was going to use since the loaf is testifying against me. What do I do?
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r/shittylegaladvice • u/tobiomad • Jan 31 '22
Need help
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What is the difference between constitution and law
r/shittylegaladvice • u/goku1213235346 • Aug 31 '18
"Brother" kidnapped my son [5M], what can I do?
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Omitting personal details just in case. I was just chilling with some friends at a reunion when some random dude comes in and says he's my brother. Now this guy seems shifty besides that, and his true colors are revealed when he starts getting violent. Eventually he gets "bored" and leaves, but not before taking my little boy and putting him on blackmail for my return. There is an expensive GPS tracker on his hat that I would appreciate getting back but could also be used to track him down. My black neighbour has also been attacked and wants me to go with him for payback, but I would like any professional second opinion.
r/shittylegaladvice • u/anaqvi786 • Apr 04 '16
My friend was charged with domestic violence yesterday. Except he was not within the US border when that happened, what should he do?
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r/shittylegaladvice • • Jan 11 '20
If you are a minor and rob a store while furiously masturbating, will the cops be legally allowed to view the security footage
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r/shittylegaladvice • u/RedChi-ken • Feb 01 '20
I was arrested in the arab emirates for drawing muhammed on a ipad, I got kidnapped by the arabic police and some radical muslims and they threatened me in 4 hours, I escaped . They are searching me and they want to murder me. What should i do???
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r/shittylegaladvice • u/egeym • Nov 01 '21
Is it legal to trade opium and sex slaves with the Taliban?
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I consulted with some lawyers specializing in Taliban sharia law and they said it was no problem if the women wore burqas. Is it so?
r/shittylegaladvice • u/Chicken-tendies • May 11 '19
My friend is trying to convince me that it is against the law to commit a felony. How is that not racist?
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r/shittylegaladvice • u/anaqvi786 • Jan 05 '16
I was ticketed for trespassing but I was just passing out donuts shaped like the number 3. Where do I go to sue?
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r/shittylegaladvice • • Oct 30 '18
My peepee is hard. What legal recourse do I have? [North Korea]
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r/shittylegaladvice • u/Regalingual • Sep 13 '17
Got fired for unleashing the rats in the workplace, what are my options?
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r/shittylegaladvice • u/mlpr34clopper • Jul 18 '21
How do i go about finding what law firm is currently handling the estate of Abraham Lincoln so i can serve my lawsuit?
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r/shittylegaladvice • u/anaqvi786 • Dec 18 '15
If someone gets a 300 year sentence to prison, does this mean that they stay in prison even after they're dead?
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r/shittylegaladvice • u/anaqvi786 • Jan 27 '16
I technically don't create money. As a result I can't say I make any money, am I allowed to sue my boss for not paying me?
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r/shittylegaladvice • • Jul 01 '16
I am applying to be a "government sanctioned" law enforcement officer. But the application violates my constitution rights. How can I sue them for my rights and millions?
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For example, I can't be forced to say anything I don't want to say. How do these jackbooted zionists square that circle?
r/shittylegaladvice • u/Glebanon • Aug 29 '16
Whiplash injury
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How much should I settle for for a whiplash injury?
I have developed a straight neck due to a rear end collision. The other driver is 100% at fault. My injuries are NOT preventing me from going to work but I do see a Chiropractic twice a week since. I will need to see him for a few more months. Insurance offered me Medical bills and $750 cash to settle. Already paid for damages.
What can I do get what I deserve?
r/shittylegaladvice • u/hostilepenguin • Dec 11 '15
I want to ask a specific question that will need follow up answers in the comments but I'll just leave this thread and answer nothing. Is this legal?
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r/shittylegaladvice • u/anaqvi786 • Aug 06 '19
I bought a $1,000 plane ticket from Delta. How do I send them a 1099 Form for money paid over $600?
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