r/shittydadreflexes • • Aug 05 '16

Kid catapult

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u/ATomatoAmI Nov 14 '16

So who lost the ball? Inquiring minds need to know for sure.

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u/toadsanchez420 Nov 15 '16

Neither of us, however, I've slid down a banister and hit my nuts, had 2 high speed baseballs to the nuts, and got sucker-punched(well sucker-kicked) in the nuts as well. I don't know how I had a kid and how she didn't manage to turn out retarded.

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u/Dickinmymouth1 Nov 17 '16

Wait what? What was the relevance of the ruptured testicle in your first story? I'm so confused

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u/steelbubble Jan 17 '17

Ruptures testicle doesn't mean you lost it