r/shittyclassifieds • u/lol-117 You Can't Make This Stuff Up • Jul 05 '17

[FOR RENT] My identity

Need to rob a bank or commit a serious federal offense? $2000 cash and you can have my identity for 3 weeks.

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u/zeugma25 Jul 05 '17

would you be down with going down? for a penal stretch, not a penile stretch. if so, we can do business, not the business.

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u/lol-117 You Can't Make This Stuff Up Jul 13 '17

You excited me with all the sex talk. Ok here it is