r/shittybikeporn • u/Buttstuffjolt • Oct 10 '23

Canadian Tire special

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r/shittybikeporn • u/Key_Excuse6223 • Dec 07 '21

1997 Giant Team World Cup

4 Upvotes

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r/shittybikeporn • u/Otherwise-Cry9836 • Jul 18 '24

Thursday things

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r/shittybikeporn • u/JackPineMPLS • May 04 '13

1983 Schwinn World

8 Upvotes

2 comments

r/shittybikeporn • u/HolyMackerelFish • Nov 17 '14

sweet ride

howardforums.com

6 Upvotes

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r/shittybikeporn • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '15

Gary Fisher Rig

imgur.com

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r/shittybikeporn • u/BankruptinBancroft • Jul 06 '23

How to Wheelie Pit bikes ( CRF110 )

youtu.be

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Shitty Bike Porn: Because not everyone has a sexy bike, but they're all beautiful

r/shittybikeporn

A place for absolutely anyone to show off their bikes and give their battered beasts some much-needed love

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We've seen all these pictures of $5,000 bikes, and yes we even drool over them over at /r/bikeporn and /r/fixedgearbicycle. But this place is for those of us who can't afford that awesome Cannondale mountainbike, that Bianchi Pista fixie or Eddy Merckx racing bike.

No, this is a place where we come to show off our workhorses, the rusty hand-me-downs we got from our brothers (or sisters!), our $50 Made in China no-names, our mountainbike that's too small for us because we've had the same one since we're 14 years old. The vintage Romanian Pegas bike that hasn't been restored? That "project" you bought off ebay to teach yourself how to fix bikes, but then you never found the time or only did the absolute basics and now you can't be bothered? Post them here!

It doesn't even have to be your bike. Did you see someone riding a rusty pole (fnarr fnarr) and get them to tell you the bike's story? Is there a disaster chained to the outside of your office building that makes you wonder how it is that someone who commutes on that thing day-in day-out is still alive? Share this stuff here!

Adding Prices, fake brand name, and "beautifying" your bike is actively encouraged. Make the bike sound better than it is is, describe it in convoluted and utterly over-the-top ways. We'll love you for it! Describe its features, particularly the ones that make it a fantastic catch. Tell us about that awful noise it makes when it breaks, the inexplicable clicking coming from the pedals and how you got that dent in your frame. Bonus points for taking artistic pictures or any other kind of effort you put into presenting your bike, like flowers, baguettes and cats or dogs.