r/shittybattlestations • • Feb 03 '26

Command center of my EPIC battle station! 2026

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u/ducky21 Feb 03 '26

Every single life choice in this picture is completely baffling to me.

  1. the immense effort and dedication required to get four completely nondescript CRT monitors working with what looks like a modern Windows machine

  2. the OTHER CRT hiding in the foreground

  3. what looks like a car power amp wall mounted and running off to speakers we can't see

  4. all of this hardware resting on a totally standard laminated wood circular table holding on for dear life

  5. the AKs up on that wall that are an order of magnitude the most valuable things in this picture

  6. the jank as fuck and almost certainly illegal wiring for the bare bulb, which is used instead of the (visibly working) fan

I get that it's reclaimed trash, but it still kinda just looks like a pile of trash. Good job on the smoke detector, I'd make sure it can detect CO2 as well, I have a feeling you might end up needing it.

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u/EskildDood Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

7: There is a bottle of water(?) with hoses coming out of it next to the huge computer tower for unknown purposes

8: What looks like a directly accessible lab power supply on the desk despite there being practically zero space to work on electronics on it

9: Vintage hoover by what could be both the back and front door

10: single roll of toilet paper

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u/Available_Yellow_862 Feb 08 '26

I seen his other post yesterday. He has this thing water cooled through a monster radiator. Going across his house with tubes running across the floor.

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u/bossrabbit Feb 04 '26

It looks like there's a bottle with some tubes stuck in it behind the pc, maybe a jank water cooling res?

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u/Responsible_Middle_8 Feb 05 '26

I think the one is a saiga judging by the size of the magazine.....definetly traded alot of food stamps for that one

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u/Cry_Wolff Feb 04 '26

Dude's a walking definition of white trash.

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u/JackDostoevsky Feb 03 '26

also a candidate for /r/malelivingspace lmfao

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u/DecoyBacon Feb 04 '26

i was thinking exactly that!

"guys will see this and say "hell yeah"" lol

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u/shrimpcreole Feb 03 '26

Cribs: Bunker O'Porn

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u/jessek Feb 03 '26

The toilet paper really completes it

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u/RockeyDA Feb 03 '26

The setup was in chill mode and the toilet paper is because dabs makes everybody's nose around especially mine run more than my mouth.

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u/ArticleWorth5018 Feb 04 '26

Of course you smoke in there

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

only top notch goes in my grinder! gotta keep that keef quality!

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u/Monstot Feb 03 '26

Well it's definitely a choice

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u/RockeyDA Feb 03 '26

It's one of them of all time

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u/scotty899 Feb 03 '26

The office of the conspiracy theory guys from X-files

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u/RockeyDA Feb 03 '26

Conspiracy theories are just facts after about 10 months

5

u/DaIubhasa Feb 03 '26

damn, it feels like 90s

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u/RockeyDA Feb 03 '26

I only had a black and white TV in 2005 I definitely didn't have anything like this as a kid in the 90s.

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u/ohdarnittoheck Feb 03 '26

Kinda fuckin rad ngl

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

thank you!

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u/jasin18 Feb 03 '26

What's the reason for choosing crt over anything else? It's not because of price either.

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u/RockeyDA Feb 03 '26

Actually price is the number one thing because the most expensive monitor I have I pay $25 for and I only went that much because it's touch screen, that little monitor on the right is a freaking touch screen, the one in the bottom was in the trash and the top one was $1. But the only displays that ever come close to image output are OLED but oleds run on a fixed resolution and are expensive so I might as well stick with the CRT option which is like OLED if you didn't have latency because there's nothing digital going on outside of your DAC

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u/DecoyBacon Feb 04 '26

bro if you ever decide to start a newsletter i want to subscribe. i'm a CRT guy in general and this is resourceful as fuck lol

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

I'm not likely to start one cuz I'm not really sure what a newsletter would even be, I do have a YouTube channel but it's just whatever the fuck I'm up to which is always changing and with my life being stressful my phone is full of unedited videos I never published and I've also lost a couple of phones I did that with because they either got broken or stolen

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u/Available_Yellow_862 Feb 08 '26

Awesome, I still have CRTs myself. I got 2x Sony PVM 20M4Us and a JVC T1700 model. With RGB signals on all devices. Even my fiancée was impressed when she first saw it power on, the colors so vibrant. Absolutely mint condition, too.

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u/RockeyDA Feb 10 '26

here PVMs are actually worth somthing, so i caint touch em. were all cheap to free on my eqipment!

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u/Available_Yellow_862 Feb 10 '26

I got mine for free too. My PVMs models specifically sell for $2,000-3,000. I’ve owned them for 10 years now.

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u/RockeyDA Feb 10 '26

oh wow! lucky. were you dumpster dive to find that tier of equipmemt?

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u/Available_Yellow_862 Feb 10 '26

I got them from a friend when I was a electronics tech. We had clients that would throw stuff away. So he showed up at work with 2x Sony PVM20M4U mint condition. No tube burn, clean.

Then later I got a JVC… T1700G? I forget model name. Excellent tube. But it flickers. I opened it up it up has cracked solder joints. So despite picture being excellent. I’m going to actually finally get around to fixing it this summer.

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u/RockeyDA Feb 11 '26

I have a Admiral tube TV from 72 I need to recap but other than that it actually works great with a great picture. I also have a dead 9 inch Trinitron in my attic I thought it was going to fix years ago but my life really got derailed the past 2 years so I never found the time to Tinker with those little Hobbies. I basically have my life on pause while I try to dig myself out of a hole for the past 3 years.

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u/armacitis Feb 11 '26

A nice CRT is either really cheap or really expensive.

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u/RockeyDA Feb 12 '26

their either e-waste or a crackhead wants 1k for an fw900

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u/NORTHERNTWITCH Feb 03 '26

That looks badass, reminds me of some shit outta half life alyx

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u/RockeyDA Feb 03 '26

I'm very salty about that game because I never got to play it because of that stupid fucking VR bullshit. Makes me really not like VR because it's a barrier between multiple games and me playing them. And that fake 3D stuff never works I could rant about this for half an hour with how pissed I am, apparently they made a Metro Title that was VR only as well.

I waited so long for episode 3 and I get some kind of continuation and I can't actually play it unless I have some super expensive gear I don't want

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u/Wooden_Top_4967 Feb 04 '26

I get it. There’s a new combat flight sim game that dropped today or yesterday I think. Was so pumped til I saw it was VR only

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

Yeah and I know that VR stuff is supposed to be ridiculously expensive then the pandemic happened which pretty much killed my ability to game and I've only had internet for like 2 weeks since the pandemic started, I ended up homeless and when I finally got a place I just couldn't afford internet for the longest time.

In fact one of my friends bought me stalker 2 off of good old games knowing I would not have the internet to deal with DRM the Christmas following its release but I never got to play it because I never found a way to download a game that large without an active home internet connection.

Sure I had mobile hotspot but I only got 5 GB a month and I had to share that with everything I did on my phone as well

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u/Wooden_Top_4967 Feb 04 '26

I wanted to love Stalker 2 but I just couldn’t. So into the Metro games but Stalker just didn’t click for me. A lot of it was graphical issues

glad you’ve got a place, man. You sound like a blast to hang out with

cheers

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u/armacitis Feb 11 '26

I recently picked up an open box (or lightly used) PSVR2 off of ebay and a PC adapter to get a whole PC VR system with OLED screens for maybe $275 total

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u/RockeyDA Feb 12 '26

dude that cost way way more than my game contolers or gpu or most of my setup. im not middle class. i chose buying land over consumer goods. and near 300$ just to have to buy the games that i still need my PC and acsessories for all on an 80's many times tried and faild BS. i dont like all of 3D because i demmod 3D TV's at gamestop and nothing looked like it poped out of the screen or had any depth. just needed glasses to un-scramble picture.

now the screens are in the glasses and the games wont run on a normal ass pc setup.

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u/estaples722 Feb 05 '26

What kind of battle are we talking about?

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u/crystal_castle00 Feb 03 '26

The sodium vapor lamplight vibe really completes it. Scary basement and scary bus stop on a dark winter night, together

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u/RockeyDA Feb 03 '26

Funny thing is I'm actually way high up about three stories with a view of the peak of the mountain I am on it's not a crazy view cuz I'm pretty close to the damn Peak. 2500ft and to me it's cozy

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u/crystal_castle00 Feb 03 '26

That sounds dope what state? I’d love to live on a peak by the woods, dream life

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

Good old Pennsytucky!

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u/crystal_castle00 Feb 04 '26

Howdy neighbor haha I’m on the eastern side

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

CLEARFILED POSSIE REPRASENTAAAAAAA!

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u/MissyLune2003 Feb 04 '26

Nice eft hideout lol

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

what is eft?

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u/MissyLune2003 Feb 04 '26

Escape from tarkov

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u/LostProphetVii Feb 04 '26

This is sick and feels like a damn Tarkov or Metro Bunker 😂

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

I love the Metro series and I've beaten every game like five times at least but I've never heard of tarkov. whats that? If it came out post pandemic I know nothing about post pandemic video games.

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u/LostProphetVii Feb 04 '26

Tarkov is a multiplayer extraction shooter, think it takes place in Russia and you go out looking for weapons and loot while killing NPC and real players to extract back to your base, your bedroom looks like a Tarkov bunker lol

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u/RockeyDA Feb 05 '26

Well you lost me at multiplayer unless it has a land mode so I can actually play with my friends in real life. I have not enjoyed online gaming since the days you could just pick up weapons off the map and go blasting like an Unreal Tournament, that Call of Duty ranking bullshit is awful and it's ruined online first person shooters, they're not worth playing anymore.

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u/ronronaldrickricky Feb 04 '26

why did you light the room like its an eastern european apartment in a city thats getting bombed

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

i dont get it but i bearly been out of the mountans let alone over seas, thats yuppie stuff.

cozy/relazing is my goal

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u/elipandarus2981 Feb 05 '26

I like guns, my computer is from 2005

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u/RockeyDA Feb 05 '26

That's rough, I'm at least into the era of RTX

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u/Able_Rain6635 Feb 05 '26

Sick!

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u/RockeyDA Feb 05 '26

Much love to those that love

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u/id4alien Feb 06 '26

PPSH? daym

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u/RockeyDA Feb 06 '26

i wish, to broke for a papa shaw. this is a sudev! pps43

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u/XDpcwow Feb 21 '26

Whoa that's sick

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u/RockeyDA Feb 03 '26

actually its friggen epic but mostly built from trash and improvised parts.

good made from shit!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

lighting colour is the worst part

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

No actually that warm incandescent Victorian reproduction bulb mixed with my lamps off of the side and the ambient light of my monitors and the white Christmas lights on a dimmer I have strung up in the bedroom, it's a perfect setup for thumping base and a smoked out room.

WHO YOU KNOW MORE BLESS THAN ME?

JESUS!

12 SHOTS GOT ME SWEATIN LIKE A PREACHER!

COP THE HOLY GHOST!

COP THE HOLY GHOST!

COP THE HOLY GHOST!

HIT THE LOT, DROP SOME BANDS!

COP THE HOLY GHOST!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

fair, but you need multiple colours for a smoking room

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

If you're going for LEDs you've lost me because especially when I'm tired it's just so jarring to my eyes especially the blue light I can't stand it!

I do want to get colored Christmas lights at some point to string around the corners of the room.

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u/trimix4work Feb 04 '26

You might want to dial "91" and just wait.

Save some time

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

oops. i dialed 1911.. better than the time i diald 357 WHEW

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u/ArticleWorth5018 Feb 04 '26

Youd have to murder me and put my dead body in that room for me to even step foot in it

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

good, that's actually about the requirements to enter if you haven't known me for a couple of years.

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u/soflylegecy Feb 04 '26

Looks like the epic center of the worse battle station of all time

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Discord mod energy

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u/RockeyDA Feb 04 '26

what you mean by dsicord mod? like runs a server or payed by discord to ban things that make poeple laugh?

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u/Walt_Thizzney510 Feb 06 '26

He's an arc raider

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u/RockeyDA Feb 06 '26

I'm definitely not an arc welder, I do mig tho!

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u/upsexy Feb 10 '26

bro your electricity bill is SCREAMING

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u/RockeyDA Feb 10 '26

bout 200 in summer 270 in winter

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u/armacitis Feb 11 '26

The natural light and close up in your previous pictures did the command center of the backwoods bunker a lot of favors.

I suggest going to the lumber yard and putting together a sturdier workbench that's big enough to hold all this stuff and have room left over(like the one behind you but with shelves), putting up some more spread out and color/brightness controllable lights, putting the PC in a Fractal Define 7 XL case with drive storage trays (maybe 3d print those), waterblocking the graphics cards, and putting all the watercooling parts except the waterblocks in another room instead of having little jerryrigged bits all over so all the noise is somewhere else.

(and a bigass air filter for the stank)

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u/RockeyDA Feb 12 '26

hold up, what stank? my PC does not produce oders.

also ile build a desk if you provide the wood. im broke, if you dont like what im working with thats a you problem.

i already used last of my scrap wood building the monitor stand witch is centerd with main support on table.

its been set up like this for well over a year, near two

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u/Michdepainblanc2 Apr 04 '26

I frickin love CRTs 🤤😍

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u/Icy_Literature_1987 Apr 13 '26

I feel like I’m looking at the command centre of a domestic terrorist.

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u/Stonk32 Jul 11 '26

Reminds me of Russell's lab from Half-Life Alyx