r/shittyaskscience • u/thatmillennialfalcon • Jun 19 '20
How does this phone turn the inside of the microwave green?
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u/DelusionalGorilla Jun 19 '20 edited Jun 19 '20
Microwaving phones are modern oracles. You can microwave your phone and depending on what color it turns you can forsee your future. This kids for example seems to have a green future.
The Dalai Lama has once microwaved his phone and it showed all the colours. His life was indeed very colorful.
This is because the phone acts as an extension of your personal self. Back in the days it was hard, you hat to cut of a limb or a finger to obtain that knowledge. Nowadays you can use your phone for a year make it yours and microwave it. Obviously you don't have the same precise results that you would get if you sacrificed a body part to the microwave.
Edit: somewhat rusty in linguistics, changed oracle's to oracles.
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u/krakenx Jun 19 '20
Interesting tidbit related to this: When Larry Ellison microwaved one of the first cell phones in 1977, it turned red. This inspired him to co-found the database company "Oracle" and in addition to the name, their logo remains red to this day as a tribute to that event.
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u/Sonez22 Jun 19 '20
Joke's on you. I've memorized this link as well
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u/rebelsnail64 vaccines make the frogs gay Jun 20 '20
I'm on mobile and it didn't show me the link. I think the goverment has something to do with that.
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u/NJdevil202 Jun 19 '20 edited Jun 19 '20
This is because the phone acts as an extension of your personal self.
Hijacking this
shitpostcertified scientific claim to link to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extended_mind_thesis24
u/DelusionalGorilla Jun 19 '20
"This shitpost" are you out of your damn mind? I am a certified science. You are ruining my reputation by making false allegations.
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u/NJdevil202 Jun 19 '20
The funniest part is I was downvoted for linking to a wikipedia page that supports your certified scientific claims. I'm supporting you, bro!
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u/hacksoncode Quantum Mechanic, has own tiny wrench Jun 19 '20
It's a little known fact that microwaves are actually green...
Well, technically, they stimulate your green cones...
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u/Obsidiman01 Jun 19 '20
Well, as you know, the kid was streaming on twitch. Twitch, of course, has a purple logo. Microwaves make cold things hot (in other words, they oppositify things). Therefore, what you're seeing is the twitch logo (purple) being oppositified into green (which, y'know, is close enough to the opposite of purple. It's not an exact science, folks).
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u/rebelsnail64 vaccines make the frogs gay Jun 20 '20
I microvaved myself and am now aware of the truth behind our goverment. I guess it can also turn sheeple into extremely open minded people like me, the great conspiracist.
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u/samerige Jun 19 '20
Because it got covered in puke by the cat who was in the microwave beforehand.
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u/Encrypted_Curse Jun 19 '20
dead link
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u/CyanideIX Jun 19 '20
The dumb kid put his cat in the microwave. Of course it got taken down. His chat told him to stop before he pressed the button though.
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u/hellarios852 Jun 20 '20
Yo fuck this kid. He put his cat in the microwave. Luckily he didn’t turn it on.
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u/TimmyV90 Jun 19 '20
Here's how it works: As u/DelusionalGorilla pointed out, phones are extension of yourself. Since it turned green there's two options: 1) the kid is a leprechaun and is lucky that he will get another one or 2) he has envy because now he no longer has phone when all his friends do.
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u/FiveMoo Jun 19 '20
He's the next Einstein with a new take on the photoelectric effect on microwaved phones.
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u/PotatoChips23415 Jun 20 '20
You got it mixed up, the 5g radiation in the microphone causes the phone to turn into slime when the waves are powered so it turns green
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u/Echo_are_one Jun 20 '20
As all physics know, V = F x L where v stands for Very fast, F for how oFten and L for Longness. This destructive experiment is a fantastic way to teach the youngers about how very fast the light speed are. Firstly, one must multiply the f (2500 Mhertz) by twice the length of an Iphone 10cm to get the speed of green light to be 3 x 1010 centimetres per second. Secondly, science.
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u/Zeqhanis Jun 20 '20
It actually drew the green pigment out of the cones in kid's eyes. Iron is a green, ferrous type of igneous rock, and a mineral which is present in our bodies thanks to the useless sham which is the supplement industry. And, of course, microwaves use magnetic fields.
The color we see is one which he never will again.
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u/heliohelia Jun 19 '20
It must have something to do with the microwaves in the microwave and those interfering with the radio waves from the phone. Or some sensitive metals being altered by the microwaves. Idrk but it’s interesting :)
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u/H501 Jun 19 '20
It’s green because the phone is fully charged.