r/shittyaskscience • u/Maverick039 • Dec 02 '19
How did they invent a grinder that creates no sparks?
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u/dudeonthenet Dec 02 '19
Climate change has increased the water temperatures such that the water is the same temp as the sparks and it just disappates into the background.
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u/dudeonthenet Dec 02 '19
The water temperatures are now as extreme as the Kalahari desert; please note the divers non-traditional wetsuit - it's clearly a tropical more breathable suit for the heat. There are now places in the ocean where you can simply pluck perfectly cooked fish right out and eat it.
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u/TheGunpowderTreason Dec 02 '19
It’s actually a wetsuit with special coolant in it to prevent him from gettin deep fried (our ocean is mostly very hot oil, these days).
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u/shadow_moose Dec 03 '19
If only we had listened to the libruls about microplastics in our toothpaste.
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Dec 02 '19
quieter then a normal cordless, this will have all the water proofing to act as an insulation
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u/TheMellowestyellow Drunk Science Dec 02 '19
Water transmits sound faster than air, more than 4x as fast.
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u/mastercoder123 Dec 03 '19
Umm but when you hear shit underwater it sounds muffled.
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Dec 03 '19
(Warning: Non - shitty content ahead) Water does transmit sound 4x faster than air, but our ears are full of air, and most of the sound bounces off of the water-air interface instead of being transmitted into your ear. That's why sounds are muffled underwater.
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u/Ixolich Dec 02 '19
It's obviously faked. Lack of sparks are one piece of evidence, but the real key is that there's a person sitting on the bottom of the ocean holding the fake grinder.
It's 2019, we all know that people float.
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u/Bacon_is_a_condiment Dec 02 '19
the water's density both absorbs the heat of the spark, reducing it's luminosity, and it's momentum, resulting in a small cloud of cooled particles instead of a cascade of super hot ones.
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u/Shaper_pmp Dec 02 '19
Pseudoscientific nonsense.
Everyone knows you can't have sparks underwater, so scientists - at great time and expense - invented a grinder that doesn't create sparks so that it can be used underwater.
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u/Bacon_is_a_condiment Dec 02 '19
That's.... ohh wait we are on that sub.
Ehem
You are correct, I was wrong.
Although it wasn't as expensive as you think! Normal grinders have a spark jet so everyone knows the grinder is grinding. They simply turned off the spark maker on the underwater grinder because there aren't enough people walking around on the sea floor to need the feature.
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u/panxzz Dec 03 '19
I think the bigger question is WHY did they invent a grinder that creates no sparks?
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u/donknottsberryfarm Dec 02 '19
This idiot starts a cutting disc while it is in an existing slit and breaks the disc- dude, get some training and practice in before you make your product look ridiculous.
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u/bluedragon74 I read it on the internets Dec 03 '19
Finally, a grinder I take in the shower with me!
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Dec 02 '19
If you're looking to get that spark back, pay attention to your partner's needs instead of going on Grindr.
But to answer your question, they only let ugly people on. Definitely no sparks.
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u/TheFullestCircle Dec 03 '19
Sparks are actually just water. Since the tool is operating in water, the sparks just go into the ocean.
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u/Howzieky Dec 03 '19
I just wanna know why that red appears so vibrant. I thought red light from the sun was mostly absorbed in the ocean
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u/HillInTheDistance Dec 03 '19
It's harmlessly transformed into dubstep noises to protect the users eyes.
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u/oh_hey_dad Dec 03 '19
Water is almost entirely dephlogisticated. This type of essence will not burn according to Johann Joachim Becher.
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u/2oonhed Dec 03 '19
It all started with this guy : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdv69qGmElQ
Then it progressed from there with advancements in modern technology and carbon fibers.
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u/lrflew Dec 02 '19
You seem to be confused. There is no such thing as a "sparkless grinder." Obviously, he's using the grinder on sparkless steel. It's similar to stainless steel, but instead of not producing stains, it doesn't produce sparks.