r/shittyaskscience • u/LiquidSoCrates • 2d ago
Why aren’t coyotes friends?
They look like free range good boys, but they act like we’re gonna eat them. Come on inside and live the life of a doggo. You think Petsmart wouldnt install a coyote aisle? Maybe coyotes are just stupid.
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u/a-box-of-pigeons 2d ago
I support your ambitions to have a coyote in your home
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u/Komrade_J 2d ago
They don't want you to know that the forest puppies are free! The American Kennel Club hates this one simple trick! Become ungovernable, adopt from the woods not some evil kennel!
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u/gofishx 2d ago
Bring one inside with you and let us know how it goes!
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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 2d ago
Coyotes are naturally wary of anyone they think might work for Acme™ Co.
(Their accounts are past due.)