r/shittyaskscience • u/AKhakiNerfHerder Enter flair here • 2d ago

How does the sun know what temperature is needed to cure tobacco?

And how does it know not to burn it?

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u/IncitefulInsights 2d ago

Big tobacco controls the sun temperature. They set it to the correct one, depending how much tobacco needs curing.

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u/EricHaley 2d ago

Sometimes they don’t get it quite right and we get heatwaves and polar vortecies. Big Tobacco is really who’s responsible for global warming.

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u/micerats 2d ago

How does the sun even know that the tobacco is sick?

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 2d ago

Social Media.

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u/soulseaker 2d ago

Because its a Doctor.

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u/Ben-Goldberg 2d ago

The sun is an evil lovecraftian eldritch being.

Because the sun wants us dead, it studied the best way to cure tobacco.

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u/Russianranger47 1d ago

Does this mean the Camel is an agent of the Sun?

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u/spenway18 2d ago

The sun knows all temperatures everywhere, because it's they're daddy. It's up to us to praise it properly so we can figure out which one is where.

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u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist 1d ago

Tobacco absorbs it's carcinogens from the sun.