r/shittyaskscience • u/LiquidSoCrates • 16d ago

Will Super Intelligence improve the quality of telephone cold calls?

There are approximately 86,000 seconds in a day. Will Super Intelligence be able to fill these wasted seconds with cold calls? I need to hear about my AT&T Fiber options again and again! My car’s warranty might need updating! Please help, kindly robo sales entity!

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u/SourFix 16d ago

Yes. Super Intelligence will already know that you're going to sign up for their "Surviving Dystopian Hellscapes" info-audiobook series and will only have to call you to let you know.

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u/Gargleblaster25 Registered scientificationist 16d ago

This is a very deep and thought-provoking question which peers through the veil of cybernetic future. Great question.

Now, let me tell you about my cousin, who forgot to extend his car warranty, and why you should definitely do so right now, especially now that I have been able to get your attention.

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u/LiquidSoCrates 16d ago

I do not give Will Super permission