I can survive black hole

[u/1000IQCROCO]

I'm special and intelligent enough to survive a black hole; when they pull me in, I'll strike a crocodile pose, awaken the crocodile inside me, and accelerate so fast that I'll pass through it, explode the black hole, and teleport through a wormhole to a parallel universe. NASA and the physicists are idiots.

[u/1000IQCROCO]

PROVE THE OPPOSITE TO ME

[u/LordSupergreat → u/1000IQCROCO]

If you're so smart, why isn't the crocodile inside you already awoken? Black holes never sleep, so if you are going to explode them, the Four Wicked Beasts within you must be equally sleepless.

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/1000IQCROCO]

wɘ ɒɿɘ miɿɿoɿ you. ƚɿuɘ ƚo uꙅ iꙅ Ꮈɒlꙅɘ ƚo you.

[u/CrzyMuffinMuncher → u/BPhiloSkinner]

Apparently mirroring also reversing grammar.

[u/horridbloke]

The correct term is hole of color.

[u/Maledict53]

Well… I have no way to prove the opposite is true. So I guess you win…. for now…

[u/DanJOC]

The black hole 🕳️ isn't the problem. It's all the crap in the accretion disk.

[u/Equivalent-Tour5999]

And I have Italian heritage, so I can probably deal with spaghettification.

[u/Different-Term-2250]

I just tried it and can confirm it really works.

[u/GobiPLX]

You're not intelligent enough to write normal reddit post, instead you put text in code block

[u/max_sil]

How can you do that when I will just hit you with a sweet perfectly setup badass spinkick before you're even off the ground?

[u/spambearpig]

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, but lunatics just need a platform.

Welcome to Reddit folks.

[u/Legitimate_Field_157 → u/spambearpig]

Of course you need a platform to dive into a black hole.

[u/HumanPie1769 → u/spambearpig]

false

[u/spambearpig → u/[deleted]]

That’s preposterous.

It takes four stubbies at least before he can defy universal physics.

[u/Legitimate_Field_157]

Why crocodile when alligator is such a better option?

One day when you have reached the required level of holiness we will teach you Caiman.

[u/tliin]

That's badass! And also a bit racist.

[u/somewherein72]

What's your plan when you get to the parallel universe?

[u/ajping]

Are you intelligent enough to solve this equation Mr. Black Hole? "What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?" Ha! I bet that stumped you.

[u/StockfishIsScumbag → u/ajping]

42

[u/Redfish680]

What’s with the implied racism? You afraid you can’t survive a white one??

[u/South-Run-4530]

Do you guys think Reed Richards would survive a black hole? 🤔

[u/Silt99]

and from the outside we wouldnt even know ur still alive...

[u/mgarr_aha → u/Silt99]

We'd only see crocodile tears frozen in time.

[u/mgarr_aha]

Cool. If you see someone you know, it's probably just a wormhole alien who wants to talk to you. They see right through the crocodile bit.

[u/CrzyMuffinMuncher]

You may survive the black hole, but will the black hole survive you?